Gamethread: Jazz in Chicago playing just on game on 8/3 at 18:00(time to break the streak)

[DutchJazzer]

1.will corbin fall in love with another vet? like he fell in love with foye last game?

2. will it be the return of ty corbins favorite play(book) for the complete playbook look at post number 2 in thread.

3.We get to sea a former jaz zplayer who one day donned a lego haricut

4. will it no defense boozer be against no defense al.

or will it be favors and kanter vs noah and deng

5. will we see watson foye marvin on the floor at the same time. or not at all

6. burks hayward need some love

7. cant forget love for carroll

8. the C4 highlights. be warned it is highly explosive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ozNd726zPM

 

[DutchJazzer]

And for those who are wondeirng what corbin's playbook is if big al returns.
here it is, i got my hands on all 10 pages. i hired a international spy to break into corbins bedroom and take it from under his big al pillow. make a copy of it and put it back.
i have scanned it and putting it online now.

Page 1.
the Dump it down to al, directly

Page 2
the Dump it down to al. while making 2 passes

Page 3
the Dump it down to al. while makking 3 passes.

Page 4
The dump it down al. while making 4 passes.

Page 5.
the reason to keep youngsters out of the game

Page 6
The how to handle alec burks

Page 7
I'm outta plays, so i will use remaining pages for hot chicks to look at during time outs and during halftime

Page 8
screw hot chicks, will use remaining pages for hot pig.

Page 9

Page 10
dammit still 1 page for a play. screw it when the game gets blown out and dumping it down to al aint working. i will have my wedding picture to cheer me up.

I **** you not. this is ty corbins 10 page playbook

edit: i found an 11the page to his 10 page playbook. but cant post the 11 page on acocunt of me having 4 infractions.
not willing to risk it.
if i had 3 infraction i would just have posted the 11th page, and take the 2 week ban.
could maybe pm the last page to the mods for aproval.
or they could just give me amnesty and immunity for 1 post .
if they dont like the post the delete/edit the 11th page but give me no infraction

 

[DutchJazzer]

I started early with the game thread cus we need to look foward not back. it was just one game time to move on

 

[The Norm]

I strongly approve

 

[DutchJazzer]

I strongly approve

approve what the gamethread?
or corbins 10 page playbook?

 

[The Norm]

Gamethread

 

[Litany]

Nice game thread. Would rep but can't again yet

 

[Weezur]

Aren't we like 0-3 when Dutch has started these game threads? Someone else make one, quick before it gets stickied!

 

[DutchJazzer]

Aren't we like 0-3 when Dutch has started these game threads? Someone else make one, quick before it gets stickied!

1-2

who cares about our record.
the important thing is youngsters getting playing time.
getting the change to make mistakes. and learn from it .

i'd would love the jazz to go 0-whatever games we have left.
as long as the youngsters get 30 minutes per game and every single game road is competitive like they where last 2 games

 

[Weezur]

1-2

who cares about our record.
the important thing is youngsters getting playing time.
getting the change to make mistakes. and learn from it .

i'd would love the jazz to go 0-whatever games we have left.
as long as the youngsters get 30 minutes per game and every single game road is competitive like they where last 2 games

I care about the record.
If we lose more games without Al than we do with Al, then what does that say about Al?

 

[The Norm]

Nothing. We would've been blown out the last two games with Al.

 

[DutchJazzer]

I care about the record.
If we lose more games without Al than we do with Al, then what does that say about Al?

nothing.
al still plays no defense, still plays with no heart, still plays with no hustle.
these 2 road games have been the most competive fun road games all year.
if it wasnt for some mistakes jazz would have won them both.


making mistakes and learning from them is what this is about.

better then getting sweeped again

atleast this way youngsters are learning

 

[The Thriller]

Can you imagine what Kanter would do to Boozer?

Unfortunately, Tibbs isn't a dumbass like Corbin and will place Noah on our best low post player.

I might have a slight mancrush on Noah. I haven't seen a fiery big dude like that since Malone. Noah is the embodiment of intensity, toughness, and heart. If Kanter does well against him, then we should immediately sign him to a max deal for life.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

These are the ****tiest threads ever.

 

[Cope]

Priceless thread! Rep'd!!!

 

[DutchJazzer]

These are the ****tiest threads ever.

your opinion is noted, filed and flushed down the toilet

 

[nightmare3983]

your opinion is noted, filed and flushed down the toilet

That's what you do with any opinion that isn't bashing Al/Corbin like crazy. Your shtick used to funny but you've gone off the deep end lately.

 

[DutchJazzer]

That's what you do with any opinion that isn't bashing Al/Corbin like crazy. Your shtick used to funny but you've gone off the deep end lately.

there is almost no big al hate in this thread.

 

[addictionary]

Screw em dude I think this is better than the older ones you've made.

I just am not worthy of giving it twice that's all.

 

[jazzyapma]

Can you imagine what Kanter would do to Boozer?

Unfortunately, Tibbs isn't a dumbass like Corbin and will place Noah on our best low post player.

I might have a slight mancrush on Noah. I haven't seen a fiery big dude like that since Malone. Noah is the embodiment of intensity, toughness, and heart. If Kanter does well against him, then we should immediately sign him to a max deal for life.

Isn't it painful when you can form a sentence with a phrase that reads: "our best low post player", but you know that his average minutes is 15?