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[Stifle Tower]

So I went out of town Easter weekend, for some reason I cannot take dumps anywhere but my own home. So I went 3 days without crapping. I finally got home, sat down on my throne, and let it all out. It looked like an entire offensive line had used the toilet in a row without flushing. It was disgusting. I bet I lost at least 5 pounds, maybe more.

Should have sent pictures to Troutbum.

 

[babe]

Should have sent pictures to Troutbum.

so don't encourage hooliganism, please. . . .

 

[babe]

I can't believe I had to turn the page. Folks, they're not too heavy. . . . .

 

[babe]

Bye

hi. I'm back.

 

[babe]

I like that one. And I have no idea what color mauve is, nor chartreuse.

and I'm sure is like a hate crime to call a color something like that, too.

 

[babe]

I like that one. And I have no idea what color mauve is, nor chartreuse.

And I'm sure the fashionistas who throw out terms like that don't know either

 

[babe]

And I'm sure the fashionistas who throw out terms like that don't know either

but just be sure you don't make it an issue with a female. Knowing stuff like that, and being above question an authority on it, is one of the feminine essentials.

 

[babe]

<----- bulldog with a bone

Indeed. I see it just under your chin.

 

[babe]

<----- bulldog with a bone

I just have one question about that pic you use for your avatar. Did the Jazz win the day you dressed up for the game???

 

[babe]

<------- Great Dane with a bigger bone

So, you're Danish?

 

[babe]

<------- Great Dane with a bigger bone

no, I won't ask to see the "bigger bone".

 

[babe]

You silly dogs and your bones.

pups, sir. . .. merely pups. . . . .

 

[babe]

Hartsock, let's get this settled right now. Even fiction needs and appealing subject for interesting readings.

I try for "funny" not gruesome.

 

[babe]

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There's no way anybody wanted to know that.

well, there are some. Maybe Trout and few other naughty boys looking for a good snicker. . . . .

 

[babe]

well, there are some. Maybe Trout and few other naughty boys looking for a good snicker. . . . .

but may I add, this has got me thinking seriously. . . . at the IQ 2 level, which is smarter the QE 1, 2 and 3 combined, in our quest for numerical achievement, is there any subject that we really want to just steer clear of??????

 

[babe]

but may i add, this has got me thinking seriously. . . . At the iq 2 level, which is smarter the qe 1, 2 and 3 combined, in our quest for numerical achievement, is there any subject that we really want to just steer clear of??????

yes

 

[babe]

Another milestone. . . .2400 is in the books.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Indeed. I see it just under your chin.

I know .. soooooo close. *snaps fingers*

I just have one question about that pic you use for your avatar. Did the Jazz win the day you dressed up for the game???

You're too kind


















































to Mr. Clooney.

Another milestone. . . .2400 is in the books.

BOOM!

 

[babe]

I do not think that word means what I think you think it means.

I just hope it means something different from how it was used in the movie. . . The Princess Bride.

 

[babe]

For me, it merely means in relation to most normal people. I'm inconceivable to them.