I can't. I concede. You are probably only on here 5 minutes a week max and that is only when your crew is out of town.
Probably not pro bono, but besides mediation, there probably are non-profit legal centers that would take into account your financial situation and charge accordingly. I'm in agreement with most others...re: the student loan debt. It should be hers. On the other hand, a judge may rule that a good portion of it was simply used for joint living expenses. The boobs were an agreed upon expense while married. Forget including that as a factor in the divorce settlement. AS for the children, that's a tricky one. If they're not biologically yours, then maybe you have few rights. You've been together for 6 years it sounds like. In the eyes of the court, perhaps that's not enough. I really think it's imperative you get some sort of legal counsel.
