50 Reasons Not To Go To BYU

[scootsy]

Apparently this was news a couple days ago, but haven't seen anyone talk about it yet. Wes Welker (Denver Broncos WR) tweeted at a JC recruit, during the kids official visit to BYU, that he had 50 reasons to not go to BYU and the kid should go to Texas Tech instead.

Wes "Mantooth" (whose mother is a saint BTW) didn't actually give the reasons, so I figured we collectively should do it. I'll start.

1. The whole Mormon thing.

 

[Dr. Jones]

2. Pushy

 

[GVC]

Not sure if it's changed, and they give a **** about students now, but the BYU off-campus housing office/racket.

 

[GVC]

Porn is bad, but raunchy romance novels are available at the library. For shame.

 

[UGLI baby]

3. 54-10

 

[UGLI baby]

4. Three times a *DOINK*

 

[Stifle Tower]

Can't buy caffeinated sodas from the vending machines on campus.

 

[UGLI baby]

5. West. Coast. Conference.

 

[scootsy]

Small % of women are down to grease da canoe

 

[infection]

6. Having to deal with, for the rest of your life, people thinking you care at all about the Utah/BYU rivalry when they find out that's where you went.

 

[UGLI baby]

6. Having to deal with, for the rest of your life, people thinking you care at all about the Utah/BYU rivalry when they find out that's where you went.

*** you infection! byu sucks you freaking zoob!

haha PAC 12 bish! Independence=nobody likes you!!

2 BCS wins to none mo' trucka!

 

[Stifle Tower]

Have to buy new shirts to work at Target. Utah grads already have red ones, ensuring a seamless transition.