I get the impression people think of missionaries as looking like the clean cut high school star quarterback type.
Do you know Dalamon?
Do I look LDS?
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Must spread rep.
Jim, lets drive down to Utah together. I'll bring a couple goats and a Persian rug to exchange for Scat's daughter's hand.
Do I?
Why don't we just kidnap her, like in the old country?Kidnap first, send goats to placate her father and brothers later. Also, check she's not the same fis as you beforehand.
^ unless its strictly Albanian, and you just know your Balkan culture like the back of your hand