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I am shopping for airline tickets. but reading the rules for traveling.
and i'm reading that bagage should not be locked, so that the gestapo can go in my back. and take a peek at my strap-on, ***** and vibrator collection. did i say gestapo i meant Team Sexual Assault
is this rule still applied. i am real anal about my privacy.
but i really want to watch utah jazz play IRL. (either in utah or some other city, when schedule get released i could see some dates.)

so this whole gestapo/tsa thing really irks me.
is this an over-exaggeration have you guys traveled and locked your bag.
i have been on some traveling forums and people jsut locked their bag and has not been broken open.
another option is to travel with everything in my handbag. and than tape a few bottles with water together with ductape put some wires on it.
and put a paper with "BOOM **** you gestapo/TSA" on it. just to let them knwo that they suck. and i am taking a stand.

what you guys think.
for a week i can live out of my carry- luggage
 
I am shopping for airline tickets. but reading the rules for traveling.
and i'm reading that bagage should not be locked, so that the gestapo can go in my back. and take a peek at my strap-on, ***** and vibrator collection. did i say gestapo i meant Team Sexual Assault
is this rule still applied. i am real anal about my privacy.
but i really want to watch utah jazz play IRL. (either in utah or some other city, when schedule get released i could see some dates.)

so this whole gestapo/tsa thing really irks me.
is this an over-exaggeration have you guys traveled and locked your bag.
i have been on some traveling forums and people jsut locked their bag and has not been broken open.
another option is to travel with everything in my handbag. and than tape a few bottles with water together with ductape put some wires on it.
and put a paper with "BOOM **** you gestapo/TSA" on it. just to let them knwo that they suck. and i am taking a stand.


what you guys think.
for a week i can live out of my carry- luggage

I vote for that option. Jazz could definitely use a scout in the federal prison system.
Your bags will be scanned. If anything suspicious appears, they have the authority to open them up, locked or not. Just leave the toys at home; you can buy new ones from Dave Ballou when you hit town.
 
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Because 85 year old invalids are the new wave of terrorism.
 
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Because 85 year old invalids are the new wave of terrorism.
and the worse thing about that picture.
is nobody opens their mouth and puts tsa on their place.
because they are afraid of tsa and their government.
afraid to land on the no fly list.
o r afraid to land on a kill list,

the definition of tyranny right there
 
The little lock on your suitcase is a good call. Let them break it off if they want to peek so badly. I use one personally because I had a situation where all my clothes were caked with mud for some reason when I got back to the hotel and unpacking and it pissed me off...but I suppose the TSA not thumbing through your bags is as good reason as any too. Plus, you never know who might walk into your accommodations while your gone, especially in more budget friendly places. Might as well have another layer of deterrent.
 
Cut your Beard if you have a full beard and put on a cross necklace. I'm sure it will be ok.

i have no trouble with security so far i look muslim but as soon as they open my pasport
see my jewish name and middle name.
and my polish/russian family name.
see my kipah and my tallit, wich i then say "if they dare touch my prayer stuff there will be a holy war up in this bitch"(okay not that explicitly ofcourse. very polite). they for some reason stop searching my bags.

but ofcourse this whole thng is out of principle
 
i have no trouble with security so far i look muslim but as soon as they open my pasport
see my jewish name and middle name.
and my polish/russian family name.
see my kipah and my tallit, wich i then say "if they dare touch my prayer stuff there will be a holy war up in this bitch"(okay not that explicitly ofcourse. very polite). they for some reason stop searching my bags.

but ofcourse this whole thng is out of principle

Maybe one of them realized that you were Jewish. But most of the times like this one, they give you the hardest time if you match a specific intelligence they received that day and are tense about.
 
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Because 85 year old invalids are the new wave of terrorism.

The most unsuspicious ones are the most dangerous ones. Lookin' at this photo, I can see the senior lady's ability to whirlwind through the entire airport security pass to reach her target.
 
Dutch dont come all the way to America and see a Jazz game on the road.
Unless you go to Memphis so Cyrone can give a full report of just how
****ed up you are in person.
 
Dutch dont come all the way to America and see a Jazz game on the road.
Unless you go to Memphis so Cyrone can give a full report of just how
****ed up you are in person.

not to belittle utah. but going all the way to slc for a jazz game. with little else,
while other (nba)citys have more to do or more to see. then i have to take that trade off into account.

if you know what I mean. i have to take other things in account especially if my better half also travels with me
 
I am shopping for airline tickets. but reading the rules for traveling.
and i'm reading that bagage should not be locked, so that the gestapo can go in my back. and take a peek at my strap-on, ***** and vibrator collection. did i say gestapo i meant Team Sexual Assault
is this rule still applied. i am real anal about my privacy.
but i really want to watch utah jazz play IRL. (either in utah or some other city, when schedule get released i could see some dates.)

so this whole gestapo/tsa thing really irks me.
is this an over-exaggeration have you guys traveled and locked your bag.
i have been on some traveling forums and people jsut locked their bag and has not been broken open.
another option is to travel with everything in my handbag. and than tape a few bottles with water together with ductape put some wires on it.
and put a paper with "BOOM **** you gestapo/TSA" on it. just to let them knwo that they suck. and i am taking a stand.

what you guys think.
for a week i can live out of my carry- luggage

My Suggestion: Don't.
 
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