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^This.

Make SURE your wife let's UGLI know she is "MARRIED"... not dating.. not happily engaged.. but MARRIED.. HAPPILY.

I'll remain in prayer she not get not banged. <-----------(?)
 
PKM said:
^This.

Make SURE your wife let's UGLI know she is "MARRIED"... not dating.. not happily engaged.. but MARRIED.. HAPPILY.

I'll remain in prayer she not get not banged. <-----------(?)
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Not get not banged..... lol.
You slay me.... would rep if not on app
 
PKM said:
^This.

Make SURE your wife let's UGLI know she is "MARRIED"... not dating.. not happily engaged.. but MARRIED.. HAPPILY.

I'll remain in prayer she not get not banged. <-----------(?)
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Make her say it is a temple marriage.
 
Gameface said:
You might want to consider escorting her. I here UGLI has a reputation.
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If good ol uggs does manage to woo her away from me, then I'm gonna move into this nice little casita in the st george with chris and live la vida £¥£ erry day.

Not a bad consolation prize
 
PKM said:
^This.

Make SURE your wife let's UGLI know she is "MARRIED"... not dating.. not happily engaged.. but MARRIED.. HAPPILY.

I'll remain in prayer she not get not banged. <-----------(?)
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Lololololololololol

dat jazzfanz.com mobile app doe
 
UGLI baby said:
You never had an IPA fish? Or you just playin?
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Idk if I ever had one.
I guess not.

I like to try new beers whenever I go to bars out of town but I don't know if I had an ipa..... that's a type if beer right? Not a brand.

I don't like guiness type heavy dark beer, so if its that then I probably have not had it
 
fishonjazz said:
Idk if I ever had one.
I guess not.

I like to try new beers whenever I go to bars out of town but I don't know if I had an ipa..... that's a type if beer right? Not a brand.

I don't like guiness type heavy dark beer, so if its that then I probably have not had it
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Remain calm Gameface. Remain calm!

Fish, you ever have a Hop Rising beer by Wasatch? Its a double IPA and one of my go to beers.
 
UGLI baby said:
Remain calm Gameface. Remain calm!

Fish, you ever have a Hop Rising beer by Wasatch? Its a double IPA and one of my go to beers.
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Ya I had a hops rising at the end of a long night of drinkin and it ****ed me up!
I think it was like 8 or 9 percent.
Much better than a devastator
 
I'm slowing down on the beer.. as I have said. Last night I had a gallon of Pinot... and a half bottle of tequila. Feeling sooooo much better since I'm shying away from the beers.
 
PKM said:
I'm slowing down on the beer.. as I have said. Last night I had a gallon of Pinot... and a half bottle of tequila. Feeling sooooo much better since I'm shying away from the beers.
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Lol.
Good job drunkbro
 
Gameface said:
damn I fixed it too late, but unfortunately no, my wife is not an 11, not by a long shot. I console myself by saying I didn't marry for looks, but then I'm left wondering what I did marry her for...

Then the drinking starts.
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FTR, his wife is really nice, letting us invade every once in a while. He obviously married her so that he would feel really tall.
 
PKM said:
So you're saying it's obvious that being short is her greatest quality??
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I don't know her well enough to state her greatest quality, but enough to assert that she is not the tallest person you will ever meet.

Maybe I was insinuating that GF was an opportunist.
 
I did it bros. No beers for teh Uggmeister.

Made it a little easier that the $2.75 beers for thirsty thurrsday were like 8 oz.

Wtf? Why do a promotion that just line of pisses people off.
 
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