I'm in my kitchen right now and tried dabbing a bit of vanilla extract on my wrists. Not bad. I sort of smell like dessert. The mint extract was pretty good too, though it smells a bit too much like mouthwash.
My favorite cologne for a while has been Geir. It's imported from Norway and its great for all genders. But Nordstrom's the only place that carried it, and they haven't had it in stock lately.
Which is why I've had to resort to what's in my kitchen cabinet.
You should try the beer all over yourself because you are so drunk its hard to get it in your mouth smell, chicks dig it.
