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Which NBA player are you most like?

White version of Boykins who can't dribble at all. But I'm a full inch taller than that pathetic midget.
 
i'm woody harrelson's version in "white men can't jump"
1. 6 1/2 ft
2. solid shooter
3. solid passer
4. can't dunk
5. love trash talk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2ryuHF4yl8
 
I'm pretty much a combination of Michael Jordan, Dr. J, Kareem, and Brad Pitt.

Yep.
 
I'm 1.87 I dunno what that stands for in feet & inches even though I've created ****loads of nba characters. Decent shooter. Pretty good actually. I can't jump very well. Long hail pony tail and beard. Who does that make me?

Lou Amundson
 
I'm prolly a mix of the "my bad" and "players coach".
My friends at university would prolly say I'm the imaginary dunker, cause they don't know me being athletic from when I was younger :D
That being said I totally hate the "football player" and "foul guy" type of player. Meeting these guys outdoor really kicks me off my game. I get so rage-type mad over this that I imitate their style. More often than not that ends up with them getting a thigh bruise. I'm somehow not sorry for using my knee in that manner. At least they have a reason to cry "foul" or see what can happen with others with their football playstyle.
 
I'm a less athletic cross between Vernon Maxwell and Ron Artest...

Great defender....
A little psychotic on the court.... (Once instigated a fight in church ball)
good shooter, but super streaky...
 
I'm a less athletic cross between Vernon Maxwell and Ron Artest...

Great defender....
A little psychotic on the court.... (Once instigated a fight in church ball)
good shooter, but super streaky...

90 percent of fights I have been in have occurred due to hoops
 
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