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Which NBA player are you most like?

I'm prolly a mix of the "my bad" and "players coach".
My friends at university would prolly say I'm the imaginary dunker, cause they don't know me being athletic from when I was younger :D
That being said I totally hate the "football player" and "foul guy" type of player. Meeting these guys outdoor really kicks me off my game. I get so rage-type mad over this that I imitate their style. More often than not that ends up with them getting a thigh bruise. I'm somehow not sorry for using my knee in that manner. At least they have a reason to cry "foul" or see what can happen with others with their football playstyle.
 
I'm a less athletic cross between Vernon Maxwell and Ron Artest...

Great defender....
A little psychotic on the court.... (Once instigated a fight in church ball)
good shooter, but super streaky...
 
I'm a less athletic cross between Vernon Maxwell and Ron Artest...

Great defender....
A little psychotic on the court.... (Once instigated a fight in church ball)
good shooter, but super streaky...

90 percent of fights I have been in have occurred due to hoops
 
Which player in this video are you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gWxHFMog9w


Looks can be deceiving, tall guy who only shoots 3's (not because I don't like posting up, but no one knows how to feed the post in pick up), and my bad.
 
Looks can be deceiving, tall guy who only shoots 3's (not because I don't like posting up, but no one knows how to feed the post in pick up), and my bad.

Me too..... and I'm a helluva 3 pt shooter doe
 
Me too..... and I'm a helluva 3 pt shooter doe

I'm streaky. I have to be in the gym at least 3 times a week just putting shots up though. If I don't do that and just come in the gym to play after not balling in a month, it's ugly.
 
Which player in this video are you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gWxHFMog9w


I can't see me in this video. I'm the guy who ruins the game because I can't be serious in any kind of game. I'm not good at basketball(Started to play recent years) but I'm not horrible either. I just don't let the serious dudes play the game seriously. They hate my verbal jokes, banters and cackles etc...
 
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I'm a short (1.80), thin (66 kg) and unathletic SF.
I am a mean man to man defender, good shoot while you move player. Lousy ball handler, but awesome pick setter. I love defending the post and annoy point guards. I love rough play with lots of chest and shoulders bumps, and I hate whiners who complain about physical play.

I am an old school Jazz player!

Sent from my Nexus 4 using JazzFanz mobile app
 
I'm a short (1.80), thin (66 kg) and unathletic SF.
I am a mean man to man defender, good shoot while you move player. Lousy ball handler, but awesome pick setter. I love defending the post and annoy point guards. I love rough play with lots of chest and shoulders bumps, and I hate whiners who complain about physical play.

I am an old school Jazz player!

Sent from my Nexus 4 using JazzFanz mobile app
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA
 
Doesn't seem too reliable but was fun to fill. (No it wasn't actually)

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