For those Jazz fans that LURK here but don't post

[Hearsky]

Hi, I am Hearsky and I'm an alcoholic. I've been on this board since back before Nam. Some of you might recall I received the first ever "lifetime" JazzFanz ban. Yep, they caught me juicing. I don't really post anymore, but I do lurk occasionally. Mostly to see if Sirkicky ever reconnects with his first love. Umm, the one that left him cold. And without a job. This board has taught me a lot about misanthropy. And what unemployed people do all day. Oh, I miss the days when it was just the thought of winning that made d@*ks hard. Now it's the thought of building a team with the most upside ever. Sometimes I feel like lurking on this site is similar to wiping with plastic wrap.

 

[scootsy]

Hi, I am Hearsky and I'm an alcoholic. I've been on this board since back before Nam. Some of you might recall I received the first ever "lifetime" JazzFanz ban. Yep, they caught me juicing. I don't really post anymore, but I do lurk occasionally. Mostly to see if Sirkicky ever reconnects with his first love. Umm, the one that left him cold. And without a job. This board has taught me a lot about misanthropy. And what unemployed people do all day. Oh, I miss the days when it was just the thought of winning that made d@*ks hard. Now it's the thought of building a team with the most upside ever. Sometimes I feel like lurking on this site is similar to wiping with plastic wrap.

poetic.

 

[nekobrain]

First time posting here, I'm a Jazz fan from Italy. Been enjoying random discussions and occasional mild flames for a year or so. Been hoping for the youngsters to play basically since we drafted Burks and it looks like the time has come.

Go Jazz!

 

[olden_undercover]

I've been here for many, many years, but rarely post because I already know my d**k is smaller than everyone else's. So you know, what's the point?

Go Jazz.

 

[Dr. Jones]

First time posting here, I'm a Jazz fan from Italy. Been enjoying random discussions and occasional mild flames for a year or so. Been hoping for the youngsters to play basically since we drafted Burks and it looks like the time has come.

Go Jazz!

I've been here for many, many years, but rarely post because I already know my d**k is smaller than everyone else's. So you know, what's the point?

Go Jazz.

Welcome, gents.
Send pics.

 

[Myjazz]

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Hello

 

[addictionary]

I've been here for many, many years, but rarely post because I already know my d**k is smaller than everyone else's. So you know, what's the point?

Go Jazz.

Why thank you very much sir. And take good care of yourself, will ya?


*wanders off whistling cheerfully*

 

[franklin]

I've been here for many, many years, but rarely post because I already know my d**k is smaller than everyone else's. So you know, what's the point?

Go Jazz.

I don't even have a deck. Should I feel as ashamed as you?

 

[ema]

I don't even have a deck. Should I feel as ashamed as you?

But you have a duck, don't you?

 

[LogGrad98]

But you have a duck, don't you?

I had a duck but had to give it up as it was against my religion.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

I had a duck but had to give it up as it was against my religion.

I have two docks. They make my phone and laptop happy, so I can't complain.

 

[franklin]

Mark Cuban's D**K is broken.