Soccer Isn't A Man's Game And The Amount Of Times They Grab Each Other's Heads And Fake Cry And Fall

[Tarkanian]

Football, the real one you dumbass yankees call soccer, is the most democratic one of all sports.
all you need is one ball and bam you are ready to play!
Helmet rugby on the other hand, you have to get dressed like a star trooper.
Baseball is not a sport, it is a sunday pastime where grown-up men spit chewed tobacco and swing some.
Fencing and rugby are kewl too, i must add.
Grappling, also.

 

[fishonjazz]

Football, the real one you dumbass yankees call soccer, is the most democratic one of all sports.
all you need is one ball and bam you are ready to play!
Helmet rugby on the other hand, you have to get dressed like a star trooper.
Baseball is not a sport, it is a sunday pastime where grown-up men spit chewed tobacco and swing some.
Fencing and rugby are kewl too, i must add.
Grappling, also.

i played TONS of football with only a football and some friends. no helmet, pads, football field, end zone, etc.

in soccer you need a ball AND goals to kick the ball into or in between.

Merican football for the win!

 

[LogGrad98]

Football, the real one you dumbass yankees call soccer, is the most democratic one of all sports.
all you need is one ball and bam you are ready to play!
Helmet rugby on the other hand, you have to get dressed like a star trooper.
Baseball is not a sport, it is a sunday pastime where grown-up men spit chewed tobacco and swing some.
Fencing and rugby are kewl too, i must add.
Grappling, also.

The term soccer was coined in the UK. Just FYI.

 

[LogGrad98]

The ironic thing is soccer doesn't need mouthbreathing troglodytes such as yourself. They have an unparalleled fan base that includes most of the world. Furthermore, if you have the fortitude to watch the paint drying action of baseball than soccer should be no problem. If it is, well, then you're an idiot.

Does it make it better if it is a nose-breathing, or maybe gill-breathing, troglodyte?

 

[addictionary]

i played TONS of football with only a football and some friends. no helmet, pads, football field, end zone, etc.

in soccer you need a ball AND goals to kick the ball into or in between.

Merican football for the win!

Yeah I ve seen that before. As for football, u don't need a goal with a net. All u need is two rocks and a space. You also don't need the ball. You can use pressed can, paper, aluminium folyo or anything that travels when you kick it and u set your mini football match.

 

[Hekate]

Yeah I ve seen that before. As for football, u don't need a goal with a net. All u need is two rocks and a space. You also don't need the ball. You can use pressed can, paper, aluminium folyo or anything that travels when you kick it and u set your mini football match.

Pine cones were the best. My mom would always get angry at me for ruining my shoes.

 

[addictionary]

Pine cones were the best. My mom would always get angry at me for ruining my shoes.

Yes! It was on my mind but I couldn't find the words for it.

 

[addictionary]

Thanks Corvus.

 

[addictionary]

Btw I always loved the brutality of Rugby, American football and Hockey. So respect for that. But the real football is what is called soccer.

 

[addictionary]

Does the OP go watched American wrestling after that post?

 

[Tarkanian]

now all this thrash talk calls for a bloody sunday soccer meet-up, where Locos Turcos should play against the mighty Utahns (word?) and kick some butt!


f.cuk: https://www.ksl.com/?sid=24207511
so Locally 'tis Utahns? sweet.

 

[addictionary]

Oh I wish.