McGibbletts post on Kanter was not mine

[Deleted member 848]

Alright guys, let me clear this up a bit. EenyTinyEnes made a post about Enes sucking. He then included the bizarre story of breaking into Kanter's house once and taking pictures of Kanter's underwear. I didn't add or change that part. That is why LittleEnes didn't reference being upset with that part of "my" post in his first post of this thread.

You'll notice he is only upset about the borderline all star and tweeting part. I admit I made that part up. I couldn't let someone who breaks into NBA players' houses get away with such unethical behavior and I wanted him to face appropriate public shame/consequences for posting about photographing another man's underwear and offering them to anonymous members of the internet. That is why I added the portion about Write4ulittleEnes predicting Kanter to be an all star - I knew that would be the part that shamed him the most. Obviously it was effective.

Hopefully we can all take away something from this. I'm sorry for making up the story about you tweeting Enes and predicting he'd be an all star.
Next time think twice before taking photos of other dude's underwear.

*EDIT: EenyTinyEnes sent me a PM upset about me making up the portion of him predicting Kanter would be an all star. If the thread wasn't locked I'd amend the quote to take that part out. I should have just let it stand and just quoted his story about breaking in and getting pics of his underwear. Mods, feel free to amend my quote in the other thread to take the first paragraph out.

bahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Deleted member 848]

I didn't write any of this b.s. Never been to SLC. I'm going to get you banned McG if you keep it up.

its okey McGib, I give thee permission to come back as George.

 

[Dr. Jones]

ain't no one gettin banned.. get reel.

 

[NUMBERICA]

I didn't write any of this b.s. Never been to SLC. I'm going to get you banned McG if you keep it up.

You should call the police. Both to tell on McG but also to turn yourself in because dude wtf

 

[Getting Traded]

You'll notice he is only upset about the borderline all star and tweeting part. I admit I made that part up. I couldn't let someone who breaks into NBA players' houses get away with such unethical behavior and I wanted him to face appropriate public shame/consequences for posting about photographing another man's underwear and offering them to anonymous members of the internet. That is why I added the portion about Write4ulittleEnes predicting Kanter to be an all star - I knew that would be the part that shamed him the most. Obviously it was effective.

Hopefully we can all take away something from this. I'm sorry for making up the story about you tweeting Enes and predicting he'd be an all star.
Next time think twice before taking photos of other dude's underwear.

*EDIT: EenyTinyEnes sent me a PM upset about me making up the portion of him predicting Kanter would be an all star. If the thread wasn't locked I'd amend the quote to take that part out. I should have just let it stand and just quoted his story about breaking in and getting pics of his underwear. Mods, feel free to amend my quote in the other thread to take the first paragraph out.

That is an outright lie. I did send me a PM before I saw the part about breaking into Enes's house. I have no idea where Enes lives nor have I ever been to SLC ...

 

[NUMBERICA]

I didn't write any of this b.s. Never been to SLC. I'm going to get you banned McG if you keep it up.

Wait, you're going to get me banned if McG keeps it up? dude wtf

 

[NUMBERICA]

ain't no one gettin banned.. get reel.

I don't know, right6me may ban himself. Again.

 

[Getting Traded]

Wait, you're going to get me banned if McG keeps it up? dude wtf

Who said anything about you getting banned. Listen, if everyone knew this was a joke, yeah, I agree it would be funny. But some people took this seriously, like Freak for example gave me a neg rep and I think some other people believed it too because I have this alleged and erroneous reputation as a stalker. I've never stalked anyone in my life, including any of my girl friends. I didn't stalk One Brow either, just called to tell him to stop harassing me with his Alts. But that's way back in the past. Then McG compounds the lie with another lie in this thread. This is not about the Jazz -- you are making this personal. So, please stop this nonsense.

 

[addictionary]

I thought it was a joke you've had made. Still funny I think. What harm could it do to you more than e few laughters?

 

[Hantlers]

Who said anything about you getting banned. Listen, if everyone knew this was a joke, yeah, I agree it would be funny. But some people took this seriously, like Freak for example gave me a neg rep and I think some other people believed it too because I have this alleged and erroneous reputation as a stalker. I've never stalked anyone in my life, including any of my girl friends. I didn't stalk One Brow either, just called to tell him to stop harassing me with his Alts. But that's way back in the past. Then McG compounds the lie with another lie in this thread. This is not about the Jazz -- you are making this personal. So, please stop this nonsense.

I can't breathe.

 

[QuinSnydersHair]

Whatimiss?

 

[freakazoid]

Who said anything about you getting banned. Listen, if everyone knew this was a joke, yeah, I agree it would be funny. But some people took this seriously, like Freak for example gave me a neg rep and I think some other people believed it too.

Oh, ****, I hit the neg button? My bad, dude, I meant to pos rep you. After reading your post, I admit it was a little creepy, but I couldn't help but be impressed by your abilty to get that close to your prey without alerting the authorities. I imagine that takes some amazing skills and stealth to be able to pull that off. Were you ever in the special forces or something by any chance?

 

[QuinSnydersHair]

write4pubes recruited me yo. he my ajint.

 

[Deleted member 848]

write4pubes recruited me yo. he my ajint.

bahahahahaha!! Did I make this photoshop?

 

[QuinSnydersHair]

^
I think so. The original Saltair's Finest thread by write4u was classic.

 

[Getting Traded]

I have no idea what you guys are talking about, must be some private joke.

 

[NUMBERICA]

I've never stalked anyone in my life, including any of my girl friends.

Well that's a relief.

 

[NUMBERICA]

I have no idea what you guys are talking about

Finally something I can believe.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Well that's a relief.

dude, I'm dying.

 

[Getting Traded]

Oh, ****, I hit the neg button? My bad, dude, I meant to pos rep you. After reading your post, I admit it was a little creepy, but I couldn't help but be impressed by your abilty to get that close to your prey without alerting the authorities. I imagine that takes some amazing skills and stealth to be able to pull that off. Were you ever in the special forces or something by any chance?

Actually, I have a sixth sense for finding people. I once found the mother of a young woman who was given up for adoption at birth after she told me her story and that she was looking for her. The woman lived in Minnesota and we were living in NY at the time -- found her in less than a week, true story and that was before the Internet. I have other similar stories, so you never know when I will show up at your door with the real Matt Harpring charging you with impersonating him and identity theft.