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Jazzfanz haikus (your poem here)

colton

All Around Nice Guy
Contributor
It's been a long while
Since the last Jazz haiku thread
Show us what you've got!

Tap into your muse
Remember: five, seven, five
Are the syllables

Players, coaches, fans
All are fair game for haikus
Here's one from colton:

Gobert's blocks are rad
How long till he's the best Jazz
Center of all time?
 
I feel so unsure
As I take your hand and lead
you to the dance floor

As the music dies
something in your eyes calls to
mind a silver screen

And those sad goodbyes
I'm never gonna dance again
Cause guilty feet have

No rhythm, though it's
easy to pretend, I know
you are not a fool

I should've known better
than to cheat a friend, and waste
chance I'd been given

So I am never
gonna dance again, the way
I danced with you, yeaaah
 
**** all of you ****
Suck my ********, ***** ****s
Your bitch ate my turd

Rudy gobert Roo
Dee gobert Rudy gobert
Rudy gobert, bitch
 
Random *** trivia:

A Haiku doesn't actually have to be 5-7-5 in order to be considered a haiku. The idea behind them is simply to be poetry (typically having to do with nature) that you can say in one breath.
 
Random *** trivia:

A Haiku doesn't actually have to be 5-7-5 in order to be considered a haiku. The idea behind them is simply to be poetry (typically having to do with nature) that you can say in one breath.
No one gives a ****
 
Trade for Nik Stauskas
Or Otto Porter will do
Enes has to go


Man crush on Rudy
Favors at twenty and ten
Please Dante...just DRIVE!
 
I remember the day when Frank Layden
was the head coach on the side,
A dying Salt Palace, at tip off
would always come alive.

Stockton and Malone
were in their younger days
Players didn't play for contracts,
they just came to play

The Jazz made it to the playoffs
year after year
Though they didn't win the championship
they were always the team to fear.

Their defense was wreck-less
with Mark Eaton blocking shots,
If you dare drive the paint,
then bodies will drop.

6 ft Stockton would attack guys
that were twice his own size
If they stepped up to play
Malone would throw and elbow directly at their eyes

We acquired Hornacek
by trading away a declining Jeff Malone,
Our game was right, under a budget so tight,
We were starting to come to our own.

We didn't win it all,
but every year we came close
we destroyed the dreams of a lot of teams,
In the end we could only say, “almost”.

Malone went to LA,
while Stockton resigned
both with accomplished careers,
both had said that it was the right time

The last 16 years the Jazz
have been trying to find a way back
16 years, blood sweat and tears,
since loosing to Jordan in the Finals back to back.

As a Jazz fan I have learned through thick and thin,
good times and bad, you never, ever fold.
I love the Jazz until the day I die,
I bleed the original purple, green and gold.
 
The only type of poems I have any sort of enjoyment in are ones that rhyme and haiku's don't have to rhyme so I am not a big fan of them.
 
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