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Utah Jazz Media Day 2018

It was a joke about him hitting puberty... only person I know that calls hats a ball cap is my 90 year old grandpa.

Guarantee this kid reeks of Axe
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Not at our media day, but the new Houston owner talked a lot about luxury tax. I was somewhat surprised they didn't bring back Ariza or LMM. They also played hardball with Capela and CP3 (kind of).

I think that team takes a significant step back unless they land Jimmy Butler... I could see them selling off some parts to limit this year's tax and future obligations. The owner sunk most of his wealth into the team, so he's not really a mega billionaire like some of the owners.
 
Not at our media day, but the new Houston owner talked a lot about luxury tax. I was somewhat surprised they didn't bring back Ariza or LMM. They also played hardball with Capela and CP3 (kind of).

I think that team takes a significant step back unless they land Jimmy Butler... I could see them selling off some parts to limit this year's tax and future obligations. The owner sunk most of his wealth into the team, so he's not really a mega billionaire like some of the owners.

Yeah dude must be horrible to not be a mega billionaire, perhaps a mere billionaire and own an NBA team... I believe this may be the definition of luxury's disappointments
 
Yeah dude must be horrible to not be a mega billionaire, perhaps a mere billionaire and own an NBA team... I believe this may be the definition of luxury's disappointments

I just mean he is more payroll sensitive than some of the other owners... it has been a hindered other teams like the Suns and made a meaningful on court difference. Normally when teams are that close they spend without thinking twice... Houston may operate more like a small market team from now on.
 
Former Jazzman Raul Lopez has been hired to the staff and is at practice today helping with drills. Pictures of him posted by the usual twitter reporters.

Full time staff member this season it appears.
 
It is crazy to me that so many people have a hard time losing weight. I have to try to remain rail thin. If I don't I turn into a walking skeleton.
It's genetics. Most people are predisposed to easily add fat. Those are the ones who survived hard times to breed and pass on their genes. You would have been the one who died during the hard winter and us fatties were the ones getting it on in the spring.
 
It's genetics. Most people are predisposed to easily add fat. Those are the ones who survived hard times to breed and pass on their genes. You would have been the one who died during the hard winter and us fatties were the ones getting it on in the spring.

Haha... you're creative.
 
That’s weird but his was extra long because this summer he started noticing changes in his body... he started growing hair in places and getting weird feelings when Kristen Kenney is around... he had some questions that needed answers.

Lol
 
And ends. I want all of our injuries to go through Neto... he takes them all on for the whole team. He’s paying for everyone’s sprains and bruises.

Neto the jazz Jesus
 
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