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Xthren said:
Aleksandar Pavlović still gets confused with an Aleksander Pavlović who played college basketball at La Salle.
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I left on my mission midway through Pavlovic’s rookie year and I was convinced he’d be a 20 ppg guy when I came back. I remember the expansion draft and finding out we didn’t protected him but protected Collins (seriously, you think the Bobcats would steal Collins, KOC?), then had to call an old member on the day of the expansion draft and he ruffled through the newspaper for a bit until he read off Pavlovic’s name. FFS you draft a guy in the first round then leave him exposed in the expansion draft all for Collins.
 
infection said:
I left on my mission midway through Pavlovic’s rookie year and I was convinced he’d be a 20 ppg guy when I came back. I remember the expansion draft and finding out we didn’t protected him but protected Collins (seriously, you think the Bobcats would steal Collins, KOC?), then had to call an old member on the day of the expansion draft and he ruffled through the newspaper for a bit until he read off Pavlovic’s name. FFS you draft a guy in the first round then leave him exposed in the expansion draft all for Collins.
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I know right
 
infection said:
I left on my mission midway through Pavlovic’s rookie year and I was convinced he’d be a 20 ppg guy when I came back. I remember the expansion draft and finding out we didn’t protected him but protected Collins (seriously, you think the Bobcats would steal Collins, KOC?), then had to call an old member on the day of the expansion draft and he ruffled through the newspaper for a bit until he read off Pavlovic’s name. FFS you draft a guy in the first round then leave him exposed in the expansion draft all for Collins.
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That's horrible. Freaking Collins

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Bart Kofoed has been known to go from party to party punching guys that look like either Bobby or a Hansen.

Rafael Araujo thought he invented an extension grabber to get things from the top shelf of his pantry, but was late on the patent by a few decades.

Raja Bell is playing JC ball under a pseudonym because he likes to be the veteran that young players look up to.
 
Jazz Spazz said:
Bart Kofoed has been known to go from party to party punching guys that look like either Bobby or a Hansen.

Rafael Araujo thought he invented an extension grabber to get things from the top shelf of his pantry, but was late on the patent by a few decades.

Raja Bell is playing JC ball under a pseudonym because he likes to be the veteran that young players look up to.
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Lol @ the araujo short arm jab.
He might have the shortest arm to height ratio in history. Quite skilled and tough as anyone but those t Rex arms really held him back

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infection said:
DWill lives in Utah.
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He should be kicked out
Avery said:
Ben Handlogten lives in my basement. Bastard is always cooking curry and stinking up the joint. Assuming the explosions are him playing Grand Theft Auto and not from cooking meth.
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After the first line, I thought you were going to say he was locked in the closet with a bucket over his head. Lol
Xthren said:
Kyrylo Fesenko is still taking everyone literally and got lost looking for his smokes
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Lol
 
Kyle Korver - died of old age. The Jazz resurrected his ghost and had him play again. You can literally see players go right through him on the court. He also makes threes sill but they dont make a difference.
 
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