Retired Jazz Players

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  1. Xthren

    Xthren Well-Known Member

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    scott padget has the invented the ability to have a negative veritcal leap
     
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  2. Xthren

    Xthren Well-Known Member

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    Aleksandar Pavlović still gets confused with an Aleksander Pavlović who played college basketball at La Salle.
     
  3. Xthren

    Xthren Well-Known Member

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    mike Brown was literately thought to be a brown bear while camping once
     
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  4. infection

    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2018 Award Winner

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    I left on my mission midway through Pavlovic’s rookie year and I was convinced he’d be a 20 ppg guy when I came back. I remember the expansion draft and finding out we didn’t protected him but protected Collins (seriously, you think the Bobcats would steal Collins, KOC?), then had to call an old member on the day of the expansion draft and he ruffled through the newspaper for a bit until he read off Pavlovic’s name. FFS you draft a guy in the first round then leave him exposed in the expansion draft all for Collins.
     
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  5. Xthren

    Xthren Well-Known Member

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    I know right
     
  6. Xthren

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    howard Eisley was last seen stalking Dick Bavetta shouting "That shot was before the clock. That shot was before the clock."
     
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  7. cctrackstar

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    enes kanter is still saying that he just wants to play, not realizing that there is actually offence AND defense.
     
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  8. JAZZGASM

    JAZZGASM Well-Known Member

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    Enes Kanter has been accused of being involved with a terrorist group by Turkish leadership. Kanter reportedly tried to defend himself against these claims, which resulted in Turkish prosecutors scoring on every one of their accusations.
     
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  9. akirac73

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    pure gold infection...standing ovation.
     
  10. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    Holy ****

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  11. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    That's horrible. Freaking Collins

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  12. UtahJazz32

    UtahJazz32 Well-Known Member

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    Jazz Spazz Inconceivable Staff Member

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    Bart Kofoed has been known to go from party to party punching guys that look like either Bobby or a Hansen.

    Rafael Araujo thought he invented an extension grabber to get things from the top shelf of his pantry, but was late on the patent by a few decades.

    Raja Bell is playing JC ball under a pseudonym because he likes to be the veteran that young players look up to.
     
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  14. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    Lol @ the araujo short arm jab.
    He might have the shortest arm to height ratio in history. Quite skilled and tough as anyone but those t Rex arms really held him back

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  15. UtahJazz32

    UtahJazz32 Well-Known Member

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    Ronnie Brewer is making safer water slides
     
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  16. Xthren

    Xthren Well-Known Member

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    Rafeal Araujo is auditioning for the part of TRex in the next Jurassic Park
     
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    Kyoto Well-Known Member

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    Mike Brown is styling in Las Vegas

     
  19. Thee jazz fan

    Thee jazz fan Well-Known Member

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    He should be kicked out
    After the first line, I thought you were going to say he was locked in the closet with a bucket over his head. Lol
    Lol
     
  20. NPC D4617

    NPC D4617 Well-Known Member

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    Kyle Korver - died of old age. The Jazz resurrected his ghost and had him play again. You can literally see players go right through him on the court. He also makes threes sill but they dont make a difference.
     

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