I am behind but......Melo went to high school?
Profound...Uhh, I have a PhD in Differential Equations, Dynamic Systems, and Mathematical Physics. That is why I recognize winning one of your last two is a frightening slide.
My mathematics PhD enables me to fully enjoy the game of basketball. You follow basketball because you are only capable of counting by twos. Football -- with sevens and threes and extra points and two point conversions -- that is far too complex for you. So you become a Jazz fan.
Profound...
So you are Melo?Uhh, I have a PhD in Differential Equations, Dynamic Systems, and Mathematical Physics. That is why I recognize winning one of your last two is a frightening slide.
My mathematics PhD enables me to fully enjoy the game of basketball. You follow basketball because you are only capable of counting by twos. Football -- with sevens and threes and extra points and two point conversions -- that is far too complex for you. So you become a Jazz fan.
If we pull a Banach-Tarski on Melo, we could give him Chamberlain's body, and he would play for another dozen years.If you think that's deep you should read my PhD dissertation on Jeremy Lin. I make analogous connections between Lin's crossover moves and Genghis Khan's outflanking tactics.
Yeah but he would still suck.If we pull a Banach-Tarski on Melo, we could give him Chamberlain's body, and he would play for another dozen years.
So you are Melo?
From the winning side, perhaps.I am MeloTheJazzKiller.
When you play Portland, I come to this board and laugh at how much Melo kills you. You do not want to meet Melo and Portland in the playoffs. You will once again know the feeling of four and out.
Yes he's our pet troll. He's also a closet jazz fan.