10-11 Jazz Season Haiku

[jimmy eat jazz]

Hey, that had five syllables. Some rep points to anyone who can turn it into a haiku. Even more rep points if you can somehow include the phrase "For all intensive purposes." (8 syllables, so it'll be tricky.)

Isn't that 'all intents and purposes?'

 

[jimmy eat jazz]

An intense porpoise,
Much more intense than a cow,
Except for this one.

Ah, I think that's a dolphin.

But an honest mistake, I assume you didn't do that on porpoise.'

 

[colton]

Isn't that 'all intents and purposes?'

Not if you know the history of jazzfanz

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Bulls are red, Jazz are blue
Boozer's in first place
How about Utah?

Easily the worst haiku I've ever read. Do you even know how to count?

 

[chawx]

Bulls are red, Jazz are blue
Boozer's in first place
How about Utah?

6-5-5? ... Haikus are 5-7-5, like this.

Sloanfeld is a tool.
He should go root for the Bulls.
No one would miss him.

 

[Archie Moses]

McDonald's burgers
Are similar to the Jazz
They make my poop wet

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

McDonald's burgers
Are similar to the Jazz
They make my poop wet

What a bad haiku
You've stolen Sloanfeld's title
You should not be proud.

 

[AlaskanAssassin]

If you can use poop
Inside an awesome Haiku
Then you are the man

 

[chawx]

waste time at Jazzfanz
to learn to spell and grammer.
darft, bozzer, moran.

 

[VINYLONE]

Sloan and Johnson quit.
Bye Deron, Booze, Wes, Korver.
This team really sucks.

/thread

 

[colton]

What would have happened
if Okur had been healthy?
It is a mute point

 

[LogGrad98]

This thread makes me think of Startide Rising.