Hopper
Banned
I have a homey who had his car stolen once. He put up a bulletin offering a $500 reward for it's return, "no questions asked." When a guy brought his car to him, he didn't try to welsh and start axxin questions.
As soon as he got the keys, he just went upside the guy's sorry head with a long-*** chunk of lead pipe.
Just to make it clear that my homeys don't welch, let me add that he then threw 5 hundred dollar bills down on the guy's unconscious carcas. Then, of course, he said: "Just for stealin from me, Imma steal from you," and he picked up them bills and pocketed them. Then he drug the guy out to his back yard, where he may be buried, I dunno.