2015 NBA Draft Lottery

[mellow]

actually send Matt harprings and 12 women to go with him dressed up as polygamists.

Matt Hapring with a chin curtain style beard and 12 Jazz dancers in calico.

Winner!!!!!

 

[framer]

Send ex-player JP Gibson. This isn't damn rocket science. . .

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Utah should hire a couple of midgets and dress them up as a leprechauns. Couldn't hurt.

I see you working there Mr. Midget.

 

[infection]

Send ex-player JP Gibson. This isn't damn rocket science. . .

Well, you do have a point.

 

[Cappy_Smurf]

Utah should hire a couple of midgets and dress them up as a leprechauns. Couldn't hurt.

Isn't that the celtics mascot? How does that help the Jazz?

I say send Don Stockton.

Yeah, didn't think of that. Ok, how about a couple midgets dressed as bunnies with saxophones riding a horse. That's 8 rabbits feet and four horse shoes. Can't be luckier than that.

 

[Cappy_Smurf]

Utah should hire a couple of midgets and dress them up as a leprechauns. Couldn't hurt.

I see you working there Mr. Midget.

Smurfs aren't really that lucky, otherwise we wouldn't all have to share one girl.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Smurfs aren't really that lucky, otherwise we wouldn't all have to share one girl.

Ooooo, ickkkkk. I didn't know you did this. But along those same lines, I've never seen or heard of even one female leprochaun.

 

[spycam1]

Smurfs aren't really that lucky, otherwise we wouldn't all have to share one girl.

Sounds like quite the Smurfipede.

 

[Cappy_Smurf]

Sounds like quite the Smurfipede.

Fun fact: The word cluster**** originated in smurf culture, and was used in the literal sense before going on to mean a chaotic event.

 

[mellow]

Send ex-player JP Gibson. This isn't damn rocket science. . .

Think of the media attention if the Jazz won the lottery....

 

[fishonjazz]

so you go home a lot?

I go home Damn near every day

 

[fishonjazz]

Send ex-player JP Gibson. This isn't damn rocket science. . .

This
Seriously.