2018 Annual JazzFanz All-Time NBA Draft

[The Midnight]

Third? Wow. Time flies. I swear you had your first like a year ago.

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Any plans of your own?

 

[Keefe]

Third? Wow. Time flies. I swear you had your first like a year ago.

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Yes sir.

 

[The Midnight]

Yes sir.

All girls?

 

[Hekate]

I remember drunk PMing Addie to make my pick. Good days.

 

[Keefe]

All girls?

Girl, boy, girl.

Though the boy may act like the whiniest, bitchiest of the bunch. Stay tuned. Things change daily.

 

[The Midnight]

Girl, boy, girl.

Though the boy may act like the whiniest, bitchiest of the bunch. Stay tuned. Things change daily.

Oh nice! Congrats man.

 

[Keefe]

Oh nice! Congrats man.

Are you high? I’ve signed my own death certificate.

 

[Keefe]

@Ellis269

Please forward your two picks to someone (Kinkkk since I know it’s not nighttime there and thus he’s not on the prowl) so they can be posted as soon as @Rubashov finishes with his enema.

Much obliged.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

When is this *******’s time up??

 

[Coach Ellis]

@Ellis269

Please forward your two picks to someone (Kinkkk since I know it’s not nighttime there and thus he’s not on the prowl) so they can be posted as soon as @Rubashov finishes with his enema.

Much obliged.

I’m here and ready to pick once Ruby sobers up.

@Rubashov - check your inbox.

 

[Rubashov]

With the 31st pick I pick Patrick Ewing of the Georgetown Hoyas and New York Knicks.

Sorry about the delay, I've had a four day weekend, which has coincided nicely with my birthday, been heavily drunk for most of it.

 

[Eminence]

@Ellis269 is up with 2 I believe

 

[Coach Ellis]

Ellis269 and Rubashov have agreed to a trade.

My 2nd and 5th round picks. (#32 and #65)

For Patrick Ewing and his 6th round pick (#95)

@Rubashov to confirm and make a new pick.

 

[Rubashov]

Confirmed. I guess it means i pick again?

 

[Coach Ellis]

Had my own writeup ready to go. . . figure I’ll still post it.

C: Patrick Ewing

Points - 24,815 (21.0 ppg)
Rebounds - 11,617 (9.8 rpg)
Blocks - 2,894 (2.4 bpg)

• 11× NBA All-Star (1986, 1988–1997)
• All-NBA First Team (1990)
• 6× All-NBA Second Team (1988, 1989, 1991–1993, 1997)
• 3× NBA All-Defensive Second Team (1988, 1989, 1992)
• NBA Rookie of the Year (1986)
• No. 33 retired by the New York Knicks
• NBA's 50th Anniversary All-Time Team
• NCAA champion (1984)
• NCAA Final Four Most Outstanding Player (1984)
• National College Player of the Year (1985)
• 3× Consensus first-team All-American(1983–1985)
• 2× Big East Player of the Year (1984, 1985)
• Mr. Basketball USA (1981)

 

[Rubashov]

With the 32nd pick out of the University of Santa Clara I pick two time MVP Steve Nash

 

[Rubashov]

Ellis you are on the clock

 

[Coach Ellis]

Confirmed. I guess it means i pick again?

Oh. . . I forgot to mention in the post about the trade. I’m kicking in some cash and a mascot name as well. I’m pretty sure that Kangaroo ****ers is available. . . so I’ll go with that one.

Nice doing business with you.

 

[Jazz and Utes]

With the 32nd pick out of the University of Santa Clara I pick two time MVP Steve Nash

Was hoping to get him at 41

 

[Coach Ellis]

With the 33rd pick, I select

SF: Giannis Antetokounmpo

• 2× NBA All-Star (2017, 2018)
• 2× All-NBA Second Team (2017, 2018)
• NBA All-Defensive Second Team (2017)
• NBA Most Improved Player (2017)
• NBA All-Rookie Second Team (2014)