2019 JazzFanz Awards - MIP

[FalseFlagg K]

next thing we know SaintCy with be inviting all for a BBQ and group hug

 

[Rubashov]

for real, I would love to have a deep and honest conversation with a hooker.

but you'd have to take the ball gag out to do that, I suppose life is about choices.

 

[NAOS]

but you'd have to take the ball gag out to do that, I suppose life is about choices.

Are you typically in a hurry when you're with a hooker?

 

[Rubashov]

Are you typically in a hurry when you're with a hooker?

Depends on the cost...

 

[NAOS]

Depends on the cost...

When you're all grown up, you'll find time to take the ball gag out and really connect, no matter the cost

 

[Deleted member 848]

If I were to make a list of posters that I wish I'd been nicer to... @Stoked would be #1 on the list. We've had loads of friendly times, but I've bristled and sniped way more than I should've. Stoked, I wasn't around while you were discussing the rough times (literally the first time I'm hearing about this). Sorry to hear it.

it's like NAOS is trying to cement himself in the lead for MIP with posts like this (it's working)

 

[infection]

it's like NAOS is trying to cement himself in the lead for MIP with posts like this (it's working)

Consider me sold. Put my vote down.

 

[infection]

However, LeBron is having a hard time casting for Space Jam 2.

https://basketball.realgm.com/wiret...ifficulty-Casting-Top-Players-For-Space-Jam-2

@homeytennis has a list of guys that LeBron could cast. If we could get him in touch with LeBron’s publicist and record that conversation, my vote goes to HT.

 

[Stoked]

it's like NAOS is trying to cement himself in the lead for MIP with posts like this (it's working)

He was already cemented

 

[Rubashov]

When you're all grown up, you'll find time to take the ball gag out and really connect, no matter the cost

Didn't Oprah retire?

 

[Rubashov]

it's like NAOS is trying to cement himself in the lead for MIP with posts like this (it's working)

Hardly call this caring, sharing, free hugs for ugly girls nonsense an improvement.

 

[NAOS]

Didn't Oprah retire?

My wife is a retired sex worker. Absolutely true story. (Oh yeah, I got married during my 6-month ban from JFC for calling Wes dumb [i.e. for telling the truth]).

 

[Archie Moses]

If I were to make a list of posters that I wish I'd been nicer to... @Stoked would be #1 on the list. We've had loads of friendly times, but I've bristled and sniped way more than I should've. Stoked, I wasn't around while you were discussing the rough times (literally the first time I'm hearing about this). Sorry to hear it.

I respect you more even though I still think you're someone respectable.

 

[Rubashov]

My wife is a retired sex worker. Absolutely true story. (Oh yeah, I got married during my 6-month ban from JFC for calling Wes dumb [i.e. for telling the truth]).

Congrats on the nuptials. A mate of mine was married to a sex worker (perfectly legal job here and she wasn't retired.), they have a bunch of kids, without knowing everything it was a fairly difficult relationship, they've been separated/divorced for a while now. I dunno if its a choice i'd have made.

 

[NAOS]

Congrats on the nuptials. A mate of mine was married to a sex worker (perfectly legal job here and she wasn't retired.), they have a bunch of kids, without knowing everything it was a fairly difficult relationship, they've been separated/divorced for a while now. I dunno if its a choice i'd have made.

My wife was on a very light end of the industry. No nude stuff. No intercourse. She was a dominatrix who was really good at humiliating guys with a fetish for feet. Mostly that. She's also super flexible so she took some photos (seductively clad, but not nude) where she was tied up in a variety of weird ways. All pretty cool and/or hilarious stuff to me.

 

[NAOS]

I respect you more even though I still think you're someone respectable.

Can you and I bury the hatchet? We both trolled each other hard for a long time, but, truth be told, you've got some of the best photoshop and game-thread creation skills in JFC history. Made me seriously laugh several times. Can't wait to see if you bust some of those skills out for the playoffs.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Technically April 1 and on should be too late to be admitted in for the voting.
If this was a lawyer show, the judge would tell the jury to disregard these posts from the decision, while everyone knows they won't be.
I hope you win it NAOS.

 

[NAOS]

Technically April 1 and on should be too late to be admitted in for the voting.
If this was a lawyer show, the judge would tell the jury to disregard these posts from the decision, while everyone knows they won't be.
I hope you win it NAOS.

LMAO... definitely not trying to win anything here. I see how it looks that way. My intentions are way more pure than that.

 

[Rubashov]

My wife was on a very light end of the industry. No nude stuff. No intercourse. She was a dominatrix who was really good at humiliating guys with a fetish for feet. Mostly that. She's also super flexible so she took some photos (seductively clad, but not nude) where she was tied up in a variety of weird ways. All pretty cool and/or hilarious stuff to me.

Pervert.

Can you and I bury the bishop? We both exchanged furtive glances at each other for a long, hard time, but, truth be told, you've got some of the best tender touch and bedroom skills in JFC history. Made me seriously laugh several times. Can't wait to see if you bust some of those skills out for the playoffs.

Fixed

 

[FalseFlagg K]

Pervert.



Fixed

tf you're finding some form again