This is the best running joke on jazzfanz by far. Great way to slide it in with this post.He just agreed to two way with Blazers. And Handlotion's mom.
Handjob "accidentally" swallowed his ball gag. Now he's gonna see if the hamster likes banana bread.Lolololololol.
But whats the banana bread story?
Teague has some interesting traits. First and foremost, he plays a really tough brand of basketball. He has a strong frame at over 6-foot-3 with a 6-foot-10 wingspan, which allows him to guard up the lineup a bit more. The key here, though? Few players have better shooting results over the last five years. He hit 40.8 percent on over 700 career attempts, which ranks highly among this class. So why is he not ranked higher? Since breaking his wrist last year, he’s added a strange hitch to his jumper off the catch to get into rhythm, and it takes him a split second to get his body back into alignment after it. That’s time he won’t have in the NBA. He clearly has always had unbelievable touch as a shooter, hence his pre-Baylor numbers. But he desperately needs to rid himself of that weird hitch. It won’t work in the NBA because of how quickly shooters close out. Beyond that, Teague makes really good decisions with the ball. He’s not a great driver at the high-major level, and he’s not an amazing finisher. He doesn’t make insane reads. But if he can play off the threat of his shooting being as high level as it has potential to be, that’ll really open up a lot for him. Defensively, Teague does a really nice job. He’s tough and physical, and was often responsible for guarding fours at the college level in Baylor’s smaller lineups. But even against smaller players, he sticks in front and has no issue. I’d project him in a similar manner to how Immanuel Quickley looked due to his length. He’s tough, physical, smart and knows where he needs to be. He likely won’t be a huge plus on that end but won’t be a negative at all. If the shooting translates, he’s an interesting mix of shooting and defense that could work in a secondary role for a few years. But if not, he’ll be over in Europe making money.
I mentioned that my wife made banana bread as a comfort food cuz I’d need it… the joke just kinda ran as the night went on… guess you had to be there.Lolololololol.
But whats the banana bread story?
So is Butler the dude the Jazz were targeting with all that smoke of trading up? If so... the Jazz were blackout drunk at the casino tonight and are gonna wake up tomorrow with a million bucks and not remember how.
Maybe I took the analogy too deep, but the point is that is some CRAZY gambling if that is how it played out.
Yes it was the guy. They may have had intel so I’m fine with gambling… JZ got some stones.So is Butler the dude the Jazz were targeting with all that smoke of trading up? If so... the Jazz were blackout drunk at the casino tonight and are gonna wake up tomorrow with a million bucks and not remember how.
Maybe I took the analogy too deep, but the point is that is some CRAZY gambling if that is how it played out.
Well, there was that Russell Westbrook thing just as the draft was getting started.Weird draft. Not one NBA vet traded during the draft. Just picks. Don't remember the last time that happened.
Regardless whether he was or wasn’t, we’re going to be hearing that he was.So is Butler the dude the Jazz were targeting with all that smoke of trading up? If so... the Jazz were blackout drunk at the casino tonight and are gonna wake up tomorrow with a million bucks and not remember how.
Maybe I took the analogy too deep, but the point is that is some CRAZY gambling if that is how it played out.
These stones will be the next statue.Yes it was the guy. They may have had intel so I’m fine with gambling… JZ got some stones.
It’s something with his heart.I’d be curious to know what this medical issue is. People generally have a very poor prognostication of what is serious and what isn’t outside of orthopedic issues. General health appraisals are horrible in the sports world. Doesn’t sound like this is reported at all what it is. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was no big deal that everyone is apparently freaking out about. I’m not saying it is, just that it wouldn’t surprise me at all. It’s been known about for years.
Already reported that it was… but this time I actually do believe them because the reporting was consistent.Regardless whether he was or wasn’t, we’re going to be hearing that he was.
Yes but that does not narrow it down.It’s something with his heart.
Aaron Holliday.Weird draft. Not one NBA vet traded during the draft. Just picks. Don't remember the last time that happened.
Good catch.Aaron Holliday.