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Game Thread 2025 NBA Draft - June 25th & 26th, 2025 - 6PM MT

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We have the 5th pick, and we are the Utah "off-season gains and 15 lbs of muscle" Jazz. Nothing exciting is happening at all. Nothing.







I absolutely hope I am wrong in this, but I am pretty sure I am not wrong. Just like I pegged the 1st 5 lottery teams this year, I am not wrong about this either. Nothing will happen for us better than expected.

My unhinged prediction is we pick someone that most teams and pundits have in the 8-12 range instead of the "expected" BPA at the 5th pick. We will pick another Trey Lyles, book it.
 
We have the 5th pick, and we are the Utah "off-season gains and 15 lbs of muscle" Jazz. Nothing exciting is happening at all. Nothing.







I absolutely hope I am wrong in this, but I am pretty sure I am not wrong. Just like I pegged the 1st 5 lottery teams this year, I am not wrong about this either. Nothing will happen for us better than expected.

My unhinged prediction is we pick someone that most teams and pundits have in the 8-12 range instead of the "expected" BPA at the 5th pick. We will pick another Trey Lyles, book it.

Damn, homie. Five whole teams? That’s a lot of pegging.
 
Damn, homie. Five whole teams? That’s a lot of pegging.
Yep, gotta keep moving! Really builds up the hip muscles and teh glutes. You should try it, or at least you could be a fluffer, get your, uh, foot in the door, so to speak.
 
I used an A.I. image generator and typed 'Utah Jazz winning the championship' and this photo came up. This must be a sign we're drafting Ace!
Nah, that's Yuri Collins, who played last season for the Warriors. Yuri was born with 6 fingers on his right hand. Supposedly, the 6th finger has been surgically removed when he was a baby but Collins will obviously regrow it as a lizard upon joining the Jazz to improve his ball handling. His supreme passing will lead the Jazz to the championship.
 
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