A serious question

[The Pearl]

Isn't the whole purpose of being a Jazz fan is to **** Laker fans?


First of all, as a general rule, never pass up booty. Second of all if it is "hot" booty, ride that train until you get tossed off, which you eventually will. This is a mandatory rule that must be followed under all costs. Now for you young guys with pride and morals and other silly rules at this point in your life, discard that false bravado. In 25 years all you meat heads are going to be needing a serious fantasy library in order to survive.

So, Kicky, do what you got to do. Play the hot streak and make exceptional mental notes. You are in the zone, you are Stockton circa 1988 -1991. Don't be a moron. I'd wear a Kobe jersey, yellow tube socks, and a Jerry Buss mask if necessary.

 

[Grandpa Jazz]

You could try the missionary approach! NO, not that missionary approach.

Just simply ask " What do you know about the Utah Jazz, would you like to know more"?

Of course, that will fail. So then just continue and go where nature takes you.

 

[Stoked]

You could try the missionary approach! NO, not that missionary approach.

Just simply ask " What do you know about the Utah Jazz, would you like to know more"?

Of course, that will fail. So then just continue and go where nature takes you.

Depending on the girl and Sirkickyass's ability that may be the better approach.

 

[sirkickyass]

No matter how hot she is, all Laker fans are ugly on the inside.

Run like hell, before that succubus devours your soul.

I'll report back on her insides at a later date.

Is she a real Lakers fan or one that just wants Kobe's nuts? If its the later then yes because it will change and she is just trying to show you that she takes interest in what you like. Therefore, you can convert her by setting her wallpaper on her phone to Sexual Favors......

If she is a real fan and knows the Fisher story and that Walton is really a woman then dump her on site.

Apparently she used to go to lots of Suns games with her grandfather and became totally taken with Vladimir Radmanovich. She started rooting for the Lakers while he was on the team.

I doubt she knows the Fisher story.

Isn't the whole purpose of being a Jazz fan is to **** Laker fans?


First of all, as a general rule, never pass up booty. Second of all if it is "hot" booty, ride that train until you get tossed off, which you eventually will. This is a mandatory rule that must be followed under all costs. Now for you young guys with pride and morals and other silly rules at this point in your life, discard that false bravado. In 25 years all you meat heads are going to be needing a serious fantasy library in order to survive.

So, Kicky, do what you got to do. Play the hot streak and make exceptional mental notes. You are in the zone, you are Stockton circa 1988 -1991. Don't be a moron. I'd wear a Kobe jersey, yellow tube socks, and a Jerry Buss mask if necessary.

To be fair, I might look better in the Buss mask.

 

[TroutBum]

Isn't the whole purpose of being a Jazz fan is to **** Laker fans?


First of all, as a general rule, never pass up booty. Second of all if it is "hot" booty, ride that train until you get tossed off, which you eventually will. This is a mandatory rule that must be followed under all costs. Now for you young guys with pride and morals and other silly rules at this point in your life, discard that false bravado. In 25 years all you meat heads are going to be needing a serious fantasy library in order to survive.

So, Kicky, do what you got to do. Play the hot streak and make exceptional mental notes. You are in the zone, you are Stockton circa 1988 -1991. Don't be a moron. I'd wear a Kobe jersey, yellow tube socks, and a Jerry Buss mask if necessary.

After 8 years of marriage, my fantasy library makes Netflix look like a corner drug store in Smallville, ID.

Preach on, Brother Pearl.

 

[The Pearl]

Kicky,

Whatever works.

The point is you have Teddy KGB on the ropes and all you gotta do is "check, check, check." You gotta bust that up all night.

 

[The Pearl]

After 8 years of marriage, my fantasy library makes Netflix look like a corner drug store in Smallville, ID.

Preach on, Brother Pearl.

Wait until 25 years. You have no idea the depths you will go too. Your current fantasy reel will look like Disney movies.

 

[freakazoid]

I'll report back on her insides at a later date.

After it turns black and falls off, you should place it in a freezer immediatly, just in case they find a cure someday.

 

[Beantown]

Kicky just marry a guy. Its legal in California now. Then you guys can just watch sports all day and then just make sure he is a Jazz fan. Then you can go golfing, share clothes and porn. No nagging or periods to deal with. You wouldnt even have to worry about him getting knocked up. This actually sounds pretty good.

Just learn to love your hand over the touch of a woman and you are all set.

 

[kwb]

Next time you **** her, make her wear her Kobe jersey.

 

[colton]

I've started dating a new girl who is really hot, pretty smart, and all the good stuff. Etc. Etc.

She's also a Lakers fan.

Do I have to end the relationship immediately?

Will she try to convert your kids to Lakerism if the relationship ever goes that far? If so, bail now. If she's willing to let you raise your kids in the church\\\\\\ team of your choice, then it's probably worth pursuing further.

 

[colton]

What if she insists you wear a Lakers jersey at an upcoming Suns vs. Lakers game?

If you are even thinking about doing that for a second then we will shortly be in the market for a new moderator.