Advice needed

[TroutBum]

Oh, that? Surriously?

Dead serious. Trust The Trout.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Dead serious. Trust The Trout.

Well with that slogan, who wouldn't?

 

[UGLI baby]

Holy ****, what are you, a communist?

Count me among those that didnt know "the joy of painting"=bob ross.

Next time your talkin about bob ross painting show just call it bob ross painting show.

 

[TroutBum]

Count me among those that didnt know "the joy of painting"=bob ross.

Next time your talkin about bob ross painting show just call it bob ross painting show.

Anything for you, you uncultured, inebriated, G.E.D. gettin', ball lickin', GAZA listenin', fat chick porkin', Ute fan. Anything.

 

[UGLI baby]

Anything for you, you uncultured, inebriated, G.E.D. gettin', ball lickin', GAZA listenin', fat chick porkin', Ute fan. Anything.

2/7

 

[Scat]

Anything for you, you uncultured, inebriated, G.E.D. gettin', ball lickin', GAZA listenin', fat chick porkin', Ute fan. Anything.

Why you gotta go and insult uncultured, inebriated, G.E.D. gettin', ball lickin', GAZA listenin', fat chick porkin' dudes by equating them to a Ute fan?

 

[Dr. Jones]

Why you gotta go and insult uncultured, inebriated, G.E.D. gettin', ball lickin', GAZA listenin', fat chick porkin' dudes by equating them to a Ute fan?

I think I know this one.

 

[bigb]

Anything for you, you uncultured, inebriated, G.E.D. gettin', ball lickin', GAZA listenin', fat chick porkin', Ute fan. Anything.

6/7

No G.E.D.?

 

[UGLI baby]

No G.E.D.?

Virgin.

 

[bigb]

Stay away from Dalamon. He might think you're one of his promised virgins and blow himself (and you) up.

 

[ema]

Holy ****, what are you, a communist?

Bob Ross is a legend even in Turkey.

 

[One Brow]

There was no link, Brow. Link me.

Click on the sentence "This is my all-time favorite". In my browser, it looks a little different from the rest fo the text.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Otherwise: (...) visit the Canadian Rockies and crash at my place for the nights (Ill get the candles ready)

Surprised you haven't jumped on this offer yet.

Stay away from Dalamon. He might think you're one of his promised virgins and blow himself (and you) up.

Im working on it.

 

[addictionary]

Stay away from Dalamon. He might think you're one of his promised virgins and blow himself (and you) up.

Still better than drinking a prophet's blood and eating his flesh.

 

[TroutBum]

Still better than drinking a prophet's blood and eating his flesh.

Unless of course your prophet is Jessica Alba.

 

[addictionary]

Unless of course your prophet is Jessica Alba.

Why would you say smth like that, have you eaten or drank the blood of Alba before?

 

[Gameface]

Why would you say smth like that, have you eaten or drank the blood of Alba before?

What, you haven't?

 

[TroutBum]

Why would you say smth like that, have you eaten or drank the blood of Alba before?

No, but I'd give half my Kingdom for the chance. Hell, I'd take a sniff of her old used toilet paper if that was offered in its stead. She's THAT amazingly amazing.

 

[Dr. Jones]

No, but I'd give half my Kingdom for the chance. Hell, I'd take a sniff of her old used toilet paper if that was offered in its stead. She's THAT amazingly amazing.

"drink a gallon of her pee just to see where it came from"
Eat a mile of **** just to ...."

 

[TroutBum]

"drink a gallon of her pee just to see where it came from"
Eat a mile of **** just to ...."

Ya, pretty much this.