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Andrew Breitbart Assassination Conspiracy Theory

But don't you know that Obama has a special app on his blackberry that can target people and give them a wide range of health risks?

That might be funny if he wasn't the most powerful man in the world desperately trying to get re-elected, from Chicago, and if 90% of all assassinations weren't committed by leftists.

Breitbart has caused Obama plenty of trouble by doing what the state run media refused to do: Vet him. He exposed ACORN, Sherrod, and took down Weiner.

All these things make for a good conspiracy theory.
 
That might be funny if he wasn't the most powerful man in the world desperately trying to get re-elected, from Chicago, and if 90% of all assassinations weren't committed by leftists.

Breitbart has caused Obama plenty of trouble by doing what the state run media refused to do: Vet him. He exposed ACORN, Sherrod, and took down Weiner.

All these things make for a good conspiracy theory.


Unprovable
 
Why is it important that there is an autopsy? Is there any indication that there was actually foul play?

Since we don't actually get to check out anything ourselves, I think that's better than just accepting a natural causes diagnosis that gets spouted over and over again by the media within hours of his death. But no, there probably wasn't a bullet hole through the dude's head or anything.

Tapes tonight on Hannity apparently. We'll see if there is any bite to the bark. Maybe Hannity's set will get blown up and then we'll be talking about a supposed electrical malfunction tomorrow.
 
Unprovable

Strong case for it. Just look at the people who commit political assassinations and see what side of the spectrum they are on.

I'll start you off

The first Republican President, Lincoln, was killed by a anti-war lefty.

JFK was killed by a communist.

Charles Guiteau who killed Garfield had a long relationship with a utopian "free love" commune called the Oneida Community.

Czolgosz, who killed McKinley was a socialist.

Zangara who almost killed Roosevelt was anti-capitalist.

Sirhan Sirhan who shot Robert Kennedy was a "Palestinian" angry with him for his support of Israel

John Hinkley who shot Reagan was found to be insane...so obviously a lefty

Malcolm X was killed by Black Muslims

Not to mention the 70's was full of violent leftist groups like the Black Panthers, Black Liberation Army, and the Weather Underground --or Obama's "kitchen cabinet."
 
Strong case for it. Just look at the people who commit political assassinations and see what side of the spectrum they are on.

I'll start you off

The first Republican President, Lincoln, was killed by a anti-war lefty.

JFK was killed by a communist.

Charles Guiteau who killed Garfield had a long relationship with a utopian "free love" commune called the Oneida Community.

Czolgosz, who killed McKinley was a socialist.

Zangara who almost killed Roosevelt was anti-capitalist.

Sirhan Sirhan who shot Robert Kennedy was a "Palestinian" angry with him for his support of Israel

John Hinkley who shot Reagan was found to be insane...so obviously a lefty

Malcolm X was killed by Black Muslims

Not to mention the 70's was full of violent leftist groups like the Black Panthers, Black Liberation Army, and the Weather Underground --or Obama's "kitchen cabinet."

Complete theory

Just hates Isreal

As stupid as the left saying all people on the right are rascists

Look at the right...KKK and about a couple dozen other rascist, hateful, violent groups on the right.
 
John Hinkley who shot Reagan was found to be insane...so obviously a lefty

Pretty good.

Here's another joke:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Xo1uaDJEpn0


Me thinks another teleprompter operator is uhh, umm, uheeeh uhh, umm, go
 
Complete theory

Just hates Isreal

As stupid as the left saying all people on the right are rascists

Look at the right...KKK and about a couple dozen other rascist, hateful, violent groups on the right.

A spot on conclusion with supporting evidence.

You hate "Isreal?"

The left saying the right is "rascist" is stupid because the KKK began as the terrorist wing of the Democrat Party. They were trying to prevent blacks from voting for Republicans. It doesn't really exist now because leftists have replaced it with welfare dependence and abortion.
 
Strong case for it. Just look at the people who commit political assassinations and see what side of the spectrum they are on.

Please detail or cite any wide ranging study on the subject.

I'll start you off

The first Republican President, Lincoln, was killed by a anti-war lefty.

?!? Why wouldn't you describe him as a religious slavery enthusiast? Is it your position that he must be a "lefty" because he was against Lincoln? Is there any part of John Wilkes Booth's ideology that is remotely linkable to modern "lefty" thought? I'm not certain "Confederate" is really patternable on either party.

JFK was killed by a communist.

I'm glad someone finally knows who killed JFK ;)

Charles Guiteau who killed Garfield had a long relationship with a utopian "free love" commune called the Oneida Community.

Guiteau also supported Garfield and was upset when Garfield didn't reward him with a patronage job following electoral victory. While he was obviously insane he at least believed he supported the Republican party.

Also, didn't he get kicked out of the Oneida's or was encourage to leave or something?

Czolgosz, who killed McKinley was a socialist.

Ummmm.....wrong. Anarchist. And from wiki: "However, it is worth noting that Czolgosz was a Republican. Like his father and brother, he voted in Republican primaries in Cleveland. During his attempts to get anarchist support, they turned him away because they thought he was a police spy. Czolgosz's interest in anarchism was greatly exaggerated in the press while his Republicanism rarely mentioned.[14] Such exaggeration appears to have been unnecessary, as Czolgosz's own words (including at his execution) and his devotion to notorious anarchist Emma Goldman and her beliefs make it clear that the impetus for his actions were to advance the anarchist cause. In addition, of course, it should be noted that McKinley was himself a Republican."

Zangara who almost killed Roosevelt was anti-capitalist.

It's unclear whether he was even trying to kill Roosevelt instead of the person he actually killed. Also, clearly insane.

Sirhan Sirhan who shot Robert Kennedy was a "Palestinian" angry with him for his support of Israel

Why does that make him Liberal?

Malcolm X was killed by Black Muslims

The stated motivation of which was criticism of Elijah Muhammad. That's a religious beef, not an overly political or "liberal" motivation.

What you are doing, however, is parroting an Ann Coulter line of thought that's not your own.
 
I won't give a ratzazz for any autopsy report. Savage was right. It does not take six weeks to do an autopsy, and preliminary statements defining the cause of death can be made almost immediately. It is instantly obvious if there has been a coronary occlusion or massive stroke, it is the first thing you will see and you can state the fact. The failure of blood circulation is an instant observation.

If the heart was stopped by any agent, there will be no such blockage apparent, and it will take just a few days to get the lab work done to identify the causitive agent. Agents that block oxygenation of blood are also immediately observable, like carbon monoxide and cyanide.

Regardless of the facts in this case, we need to curtail government abuse of power first of all by removing Obama from office and hopefully electing some political officeholders who are minded to restore our civil liberties and human rights. I see Romney as a worse sort of threat to human liberty. Might have some kind of disarming charm coupled with his sincere idiocy/compliant incapability for critical thought, especiall self-critical thought. Hillary would be dangerous in a different way, but a lesser danger because nobody is going to be assuming she doesn't want power all her own.

Wow, you're nuttier than squirrel ****.
 
Just DVR skimmed the first 15 minutes or so of Hannity. Bark. And certainly nothing to murder somebody over.

So there is really only three responses now: 1) That wasn't the video that Breitbart was talking about or, 2) he was out of his ****ing mind and really believed he had a game changer or, 3) It was purely a media promotion mechanism for his new website re-design.
 
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Hilarious. You are one stuffy bloke. It might help if you unclenched your *** a little.

Translation: "My *** tastes terrible, even if it was served to me on a silver platter." Great retort, as usual. I wonder how many more -18's it's going to take to make you red? I don't know, but by Gordon, I'm going to try to find out.

He refutes nearly every point you make and that's what you come back with?

Welcome to Jazzfanz, richgates. Feel free to stay a while and get to know us all.
 
I wonder how many more -18's it's going to take to make you red? I don't know, but by Gordon, I'm going to try to find out.

If only you would put in as much effort to get a job.

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Welcome to Jazzfanz, richgates. Feel free to stay a while and get to know us all.

She's been here since 2010, brainiac.
 
Strong case for it. Just look at the people who commit political assassinations and see what side of the spectrum they are on.

I'll start you off

The first Republican President, Lincoln, was killed by a anti-war lefty.

JFK was killed by a communist.

Charles Guiteau who killed Garfield had a long relationship with a utopian "free love" commune called the Oneida Community.

Czolgosz, who killed McKinley was a socialist.

Zangara who almost killed Roosevelt was anti-capitalist.

Sirhan Sirhan who shot Robert Kennedy was a "Palestinian" angry with him for his support of Israel

John Hinkley who shot Reagan was found to be insane...so obviously a lefty

Malcolm X was killed by Black Muslims

Not to mention the 70's was full of violent leftist groups like the Black Panthers, Black Liberation Army, and the Weather Underground --or Obama's "kitchen cabinet."

strikingly absent from actual perpetrators are the folks Janet Reno said we ought to be watching, instead of radical foreigners: the bible believing constitutional patriots.

This one fact should cause kikky to stop just correlating insanity to violence.

https://www.aclu.org/technology-and...ure-mass-registration-and-surveillance-report
 
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Just DVR skimmed the first 15 minutes or so of Hannity. Bark. And certainly nothing to murder somebody over.

So there is really only three responses now: 1) That wasn't the video that Breitbart was talking about or, 2) he was out of his ****ing mind and really believed he had a game changer or, 3) It was purely a media promotion mechanism for his new website re-design.

I watched the shortened version that came out earlier and was impressed with how well the guy spoke at such a young age. Too bad that's the only thing the guy has going for him.
 
I fixed that for you. I would be loaded if not for this site.

Insurance profession has a pretty high mortality rate. . . . well. . . . maybe burnout rate would be a better term. And an associated fairly high dual income rate, from what I hear. Word on the street has it Sappa's got a better deal, and actually has the time to do some funning around here.

You hire on with a shop and starve until the clients walk through the doors and ask for service. If you can last five years you pass the test and can expect to eat lunch with friends. Other rumors have it you're far from starving. . . . .
 
Other rumors have it you're far from starving. . . . .

Rumor my ***...

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