Game Thread Apr 10, 2021 07:00PM MT: Jazz vs. Kings

[NAOS]

I think we need to move on from Conley and Bogey this offseason.

Not the first time he said this in this thread. Crymoji x 2

 

[NAOS]

Conley in perfect rhythm

My how quickly the emojiseason changes...

 

[NAOS]

What a 3 by Conley

I know right!?!,!,!1’

 

[NAOS]

Should tonight's closing lineup be the closing lineup in the playoffs?

I’d wager that it must be.

 

[NAOS]

If the Jazz wanted to play Hughes, I bet he could make a couple 3s, make a couple floaters in the lane, and not get the ball ripped every other possession.

I dunno what about GRIII..... Or really what about any other player that one could reference 10,000 times?

 

[NAOS]

I'd love to see him get a shot. He has the length, driving ability, and sweet shot. Lets see what he can bring.

I guarantee you’ll sour on him within 5 minutes. All he’ll need to do is miss 3 shots.

 

[NAOS]

Just like the article about Masha and the free pass, there was publicity in the early 2000s about Doug’s wife, where she would tail the team bus in her car and be on the phone with him. They renew three wedding vows every year. She doesn’t want any women anywhere around him or in the locker room.

Hadn’t heard this. Hilarious

 

[infection]

Hadn’t heard this. Hilarious

I tried to find the original article from 20 years ago but it looks like there’s some new stuff out there that gives you the gist.

Deadspin | Jackie Christie Says She Weighs Doug Christie's Balls To See If He's Been Cheating

Deadspin | Jackie Christie Says She Weighs Doug Christie's Balls To See If He's Been Cheating

deadspin.com

 

[jope]

Not sure what Royce is adding to the game right now.

Had to look it up since I was thinking the same thing last night. He’s in a pretty horrendous slump, considering he basically has one job on offense which is to spot up from 3.

1 of 21 (4.7%) from 3 in April.

 

[fishonjazz]

Selfishness. Rudy was working his butt off on the offensive side but was ignored countless times. Both Donovan and Mike passed up some easy buckets to Rudy so they could get theirs.

This.
I was pretty mad about how little Rudy was involved on offense

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[fishonjazz]

Had to look it up since I was thinking the same thing last night. He’s in a pretty horrendous slump, considering he basically has one job on offense which is to spot up from 3.

1 of 21 (4.7%) from 3 in April.

That's not a very good percentage from three.

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[Revolution 9]

I wish there was an auto-filter that just showed all the crying from this dude. So much weeping. Every game.

crying? just being real, and because I care.

This is our best chance at a title in decades, and our front office blew it.