Game Thread Apr 28, 2022 08:00PM MT: Jazz vs. Mavericks - Game 6

[SteakNEggs]

Win this one for Keyon

 

[Gameface]

Win this one for Keyon

Huh?

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

“It’s just five games of statistical outlier. Play the numbers and keep doing the same thing.”

Exactly what I thought… great give Quin his excuse.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Well, as my biggest beef with Quin is not having his guys ready, not looking at effort, and not . instilling any confidence in his guys, and not being able to stop the bleeding of momentum swings, and not acknowledging fourth quarter meltdowns, it would make sense that he views these guys as robots.

I’m not sure what you want from Quin. He built a motivational speech algorithm and it has all the right buzzwords and platitudes in just the right amounts. He mapped it out and it is only a matter of time before it works. He grew some stubble because he heard that people with stubble are 3% more likeable. You don’t adjust the team with the number 1 offensive vorped PER efficiencies. We can’t play new players because we have no data on them… we have to trust math science and law. We simply need more juice in our execution. Our Juicexcition needs to be dialed up ya know…

 

[infection]

I’m not sure what you want from Quin. He built a motivational speech algorithm and it has all the right buzzwords and platitudes in just the right amounts. He mapped it out and it is only a matter of time before it works. He grew some stubble because he heard that people with stubble are 3% more likeable. You don’t adjust the team with the number 1 offensive vorped PER efficiencies. We can’t play new players because we have no data on them… we have to trust math science and law. We simply need more juice in our execution. Our Juicexcition needs to be dialed up ya know…

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Juicability isn’t a thing until it’s a catch-all stat for Joint Univariate Initiated Correlation and Bayesian Independent Liklihood in Truncated Y-variables. So until somebody develops that, it’s like a tree falling in the forest.

 

[TheGoldStandard]

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”

- Abraham Lincoln

It was actually John Wilkes Booth that said that.

 

[infection]

It was actually John Wilkes Booth that said that.

I believe it was the last thing Lincoln said to John Wilkes Booth.

 

[Jason]

Pro athletes do not like getting embarassed and the Jazz were totally embarassed in game 5. We will see if they bounce bask or totally fold.

You do know you’re talking about the Jazz, right?

 

[Rubashov]

Fittingly I'm gonna miss the game to go to a memorial service.

 

[stormkoopacv03]

Utah Fraudzz are quite sus and sketchy, even on their homecourt. It'd be a miracle if they win tomorrow. I think they will but I don't think they have the toughness, mentality and fortitude to pull it off in game 7 if it happens. They just don't have the backbone to face adversity.

 

[bopahull]

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”

- Abraham Lincoln

And apparently 90% of the shots we do take.

 

[Sean]

Good morning. Today could be the last game with these Jazz as we know them.