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way to generalize you racist douche bag.
Asian Basketball Association - NOT FAIR.
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way to generalize you racist douche bag.
Darkwing Duck
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Difference here is that the "minority" leagues are generally based off of ethnicity and so called "white" leagues are based solely off of undefinable race.
Now, I wouldn't be all upset if there was, say, an all Irish League, or Russian League, or even Anglo-Saxon League. White League, Brown League, and Black League just doesn't cut the mustard.
Now, I wouldn't be all upset if there was, say, an all Irish League, or Russian League, or even Anglo-Saxon League. White League, Brown League, and Black League just doesn't cut the mustard.
C l u t c H 385
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HUH? ASIAN Basketball ***.
Hopper
Banned
Ya talkin bout Mongoloids, there, that it, eh, Clutch?
What is a "mongoloid idiot," exactly, anyways? Anybuddy knows?
Hopper
Banned
Aint nobuddy gunna help a lazy-*** fool out, eh? Well, that's kewl, but I won't be that damn selfish with y'all, anyways. Seein as how I had to git off my lazy *** and answer my own damn question, Imma go right on ahead and be generous with my precious knowledge, eh?:
"(redirected from Mongoloid idiot)": https://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Mongoloid+idiot
"Causes and symptoms:
*flat appearing face
*small head
*flat bridge of the nose
*smaller than normal, low-set nose
*small mouth, which causes the tongue to stick out and to appear overly large
*upward slanting eyes
*extra folds of skin located at the inside corner of each eye, near the nose (called epicanthal folds)
*rounded cheeks
*small, misshapen ears
*small, wide hands
*an unusual, deep crease across the center of the palm (called a simian crease)
*a malformed fifth finger
*a wide space between the big and the second toes
*unusual creases on the soles of the feet
*overly-flexible joints (sometimes referred to as being double-jointed)
*shorter than normal height"
Well, there ya have it then, eh?
It appears that the Asian league exists, in part, because Asians are short and they only want to play against other short people.
I'm basing this off of the league rules which allow each team to have a certain number of non-Asian players as long as they're not over 6'2".
You can't make this stuff up.
I'm basing this off of the league rules which allow each team to have a certain number of non-Asian players as long as they're not over 6'2".
You can't make this stuff up.
Bewm.
Darkwing Duck
Well-Known Member
What's wrong with that? I'd fit right in with my 5'5" frame.
That's not a slam dunk explanation though given that it lists a cap on the number of non-Asians (2 per team) and, oddly, I don't see any height limit for Asians.
Truly a weird setup for league rules.
https://asianhoops.net/aba/info/league.html
The listing of what constitutes an "Asian" is pretty bizarre.
Indian = Asian. Pakistani = Non-Asian.
Cambodian or Laotian = Asian. Malaysian = Non-Asian.
Apparently you can "prove" your Asian-ness with a birth certificate and a notarized affidavit. I'm sure there's an Orly Taitz of the ABA.
In any event its hard to take a league seriously when it features team names like "Pants on the Ground," "Big Dongs," and "Dirty Girls 4 Life."
My favorite might be obviously sponsored team-name: "PacificCoastOrthopaedics.com"
A real serious organization.
Truly a weird setup for league rules.
https://asianhoops.net/aba/info/league.html
The listing of what constitutes an "Asian" is pretty bizarre.
Indian = Asian. Pakistani = Non-Asian.
Cambodian or Laotian = Asian. Malaysian = Non-Asian.
Apparently you can "prove" your Asian-ness with a birth certificate and a notarized affidavit. I'm sure there's an Orly Taitz of the ABA.
In any event its hard to take a league seriously when it features team names like "Pants on the Ground," "Big Dongs," and "Dirty Girls 4 Life."
My favorite might be obviously sponsored team-name: "PacificCoastOrthopaedics.com"
A real serious organization.