Basketball gods hate the Utah Jazz

[Handlogten's Heros]

This is true. My hatred for the Lakers was eclipsed by my hatred for the Heat, who then won, then my hatred for the Warriors completely eclipsed my hate for them that I found myself rooting for LeBron in the finals... now the Lakers again.

Basically, whatever I root for, root for the opposite.

I’ve had a long standing joke about loving Caesar’s buffet with some friends we took a trip with...

Within like a few minutes I got texts about caesars buffet being shut down, Rudy, and now Donovan... I feel targeted... those of you that I like should be worried... @Saint Cy of JFC is probably going to be fine.

 

[LogGrad98]

Root means something very different in this country.

You dirty bugger

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

The churro is dead.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Root means something very different in this country.

Does it? Well, I'm rooting for you. What country am I in again?

 

[LogGrad98]

The churro is dead.

The churro done got ate and is in the process of being *****ed out.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

The churro done got ate and is in the process of being *****ed out.

It couldn't handle the sex machine

 

[LogGrad98]

Does it? Well, I'm rooting for you. What country am I in again?

Just take out the word "for" and you are a lot closer to The Australian meaning.

 

[jumpin bean]

the guy i talk to at best buy now has the Corona.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

the guy i talk to at best buy now has the Corona.

that’s it I’m quarantining myself to my pillow fort.

 

[DasJazz]

that’s it I’m quarantining myself to my pillow fort.

Pillow fort activate!

 

[kabenac]

that’s it I’m quarantining myself to my pillow fort.

Pillow fort... Ronnie Brewer... brew... beer... Corona beer... Corona Virus...

Damnit, if we solve this riddle the basketball gods will grant us the title!

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

The churro done got ate and is in the process of being *****ed out.

the churro done ****ed us over and you idiots worshiped it like the idiots you are. I tried to set the record straight about the Antichrist but you wouldn’t listen!!!