Can you be more specific? Are there instances in the bible where Jesus was being a dick? I'm sincerely curious.
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Can you be more specific? Are there instances in the bible where Jesus was being a dick? I'm sincerely curious.
jazzlurker
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I'm pretty sure they wouldn't put this in there... But being human I bet He crop dusted a few of the masses. Some surely took offense to that. I wonder if He got a good chuckle about it. I'm picturing many Larry the cable guy moments. Additionally, I bet people had issues with being downwind if He ever took a number 2 behind the wrong bush.
Blasphemy!
jazzlurker
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Rumor has it, that there are forests of Cedar and mustard trees in Israel where His defecate fertilized the soil.
jazzlurker
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I bet the paint brushes Davinci used were widdled from the bloodline of these them there trees. I also bet that when you join the Illuminati you get a set of pencils made from them too. Imagine the founding fathers of the U.S. and their set of matching pencils and pens!
Were George Washington's teeth carved out of these trees?
Were George Washington's teeth carved out of these trees?
Archie Moses
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Dick probably isn't the best use of words to describe it, but one time, the dude made a whip of chords and drove out a bunch of bad dudes from the temple court.
jazzlurker
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Which translation are you reading?
I have read a version where this was interpreted differently. I have been taught that His tummy was sour due to a turkey burger, a bag of cabbage, and some pickled eggs he bought from a vendor. I bet that flatulants was ripe to get everyone to scatter. Do you think the storm He calmed at sea was just a carne asada burrito and a bowl of ice cream from Beto's or just the gas passing ending?
Not really accurate, unless I'm reading the passage wrong. He used the whip of chords to drive out the cattle in the area.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John 2:13-22
If this is the only instance compared to the majority of his selfless acts, well, dude is still pretty inspiring in my book.
Archie Moses
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Vinyl, keep reading past that part.
And, yes, you read it wrong.
And, yes, you read it wrong.
I read the whole passage. What was so terrible that he did?
♪alt13
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Yeah but he's supposed to come back with a sword sticking out of his mouth and kill all those that aren't Christians.
Archie Moses
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Hmm. Who said what he did was terrible?