Once I was a Sugar Bowl champ, now I eat humble pie
And.. the famous Fiesta Bowl, now I eat humble pie
I'm telling you I was a BCS Buster, now I eat humble pie
And now I work at the Pie.
1 2 3 4!
BCS buster, shoulder chip looked good on me
Buried in the Mtn channel, having fun in Laramie
Or playing the best in the west there in Provo
Playing the underdog weekly, getting it all on video
Once I was a Sugar Bowl champ, now I eat humble pie
And… the famous Fiesta Bowl, now I eat humble pie
I'm telling you I was a BCS Buster, now I eat humble pie
And now I vacuum the turf at Memorial Coliseum
Once he was a Sugar Bowl champ…
I got my groove on, I’m driving the bandwagon, my people say:
"Champ, how are you such a genius?
There's an almost full stadium
and sugar swag to take!"
It's laissez-faire, I don't even give a care
Let's make Friday part of the weekend
And give every new bandwagoner a red foam finger
Once I was a Sugar Bowl champ, now I eat humble pie
Hey Penn! Hey Ohio St! Got problems?
You phone me, now I eat humble pie
I'm telling you I was a BCS Buster, now I eat humble pie
Now the Blaze call me to mow their turf
Once he was a Bowl Champ
Now some of you might be wondering how I came to be working at the Pie
after being in the Sugar Bowl. Should I tell them, guys?
Tell us, Champ!
You see late one night when the team was asleep
Chris hill, what a creep, met with the Pac 12 and cancelled on BYU
And we now are middle packers, with no rival
Now no good QB wants to play for us
And karma keeps breaking our legs
(gasp)
Champ to chump, back to brother junior
New dreams of co-Pac 12 3rd place line the walls
Under my own volition, I took a change of position
So next time you drool in the pizza line
Remember, slower pizza's more luscious
The former champ never rushes!!!
Once I was a Sugar Bowl champ, now I eat humble pie
And… the famous Fiesta Bowl, now I eat humble pie
I'm telling you I was a BCS Buster, now I eat humble pie
And now I run our pansy offense
Once he was a Sugar Bowl champ…
Once he was a Bowl champ!