Dante has been out forever because he ded

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  1. LoPo

    LoPo Well-Known Member

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    Once I realized you were trying to say Exum is worse than Thabo and Udoh, I just stopped reading. The fact that anybody liked this comment at all is a moron when it comes to this subject. You aren't a moron overall, but with this subject where so much hate is brewing, you're a moron.

    Thabo and Udoh have made more money than Exum the last two years. Exum has given more than Thabo and Udoh the last two years. So in essence, if any of you are going to cry so much about Exum, cry harder about the waste of salaries that Udoh and Thabo are.

    And don't say anything about next year because you can't complain about Exum being overpaid next year until you see out this year.
     
  2. Stars Fan

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    This may just be my favorite thread of the season. Kudos Jazzfanz, y'all are brilliant.

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  3. Stars Fan

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    He got ded-ball syndrome.

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  4. Handlogten's Heros

    Handlogten's Heros Well-Known Member 2019 Award Winner

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    He's wanted... Waannnnnteedddddd... dead or alive... by DL anyway.
     
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  5. Handlogten's Heros

    Handlogten's Heros Well-Known Member 2019 Award Winner

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    There were no players they liked after Grayson went... even though there were 179 people that came in for workouts.
     
  6. infection

    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    They got a thorough look and nobody impressed. In fact, they’ve made it a policy to ignore anyone that PGAB has pimped, so they took a look at their board and saw there were no candidates, so they converted to cash, and now sepulcher, and soon a resurrected, glorified Exum, or so the belief goes.
     
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  7. Dali

    Dali Well-Known Member

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    How Dante should suit up before games from now.

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    Rubber ducky for when he lands in hot water with Quin.
     
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  8. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Please show the numbers to prove "giving more" otherwise stfu
     
  9. Sandman822

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    To be fair to LoPo, comparing Udoh's 95% garbage time advanced stats to the stats of rotational players who play actual NBA minutes is entirely misleading.
     
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  10. Douchebag K

    Douchebag K Well-Known Member

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    So when’s the verdict .. is he still in the army of the dead ???
     
  11. LoPo

    LoPo Well-Known Member

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    Here you go as you make me waste my time:
    MP FG FGA FG% 3P 3PA 3P% 2P 2PA 2P% eFG% FT FTA FT% ORB DRB TRB AST STL BLK TOV PF PTS

    Dante this year:
    637 101 234 .432 18 59 .305 83 175 .474 .470 68 86 .791 15 50 65 107 14 5 46 63 288

    Thabo this year:
    350 38 76 .500 20 40 .500 18 36 .500 .632 8 14 .571 6 77 83 13 26 2 17 27 104

    Udoh this year:
    192 28 39 .718 0 0 28 39 .718 .718 10 16 .625 12 28 40 14 4 17 8 23 66

    You can break it down further if you want. But despite his injury, Exum has still played 637 minutes this year as opposed to the 542 combined minutes for Udoh and Bradley. If we aren't destroying somebody or getting destroyed (or Gobert gets ejected in the first couple minutes), Thabo and Udoh rarely even play. The minutes played stats show that if he was healthy, he would be playing. Thabo and Udoh are perfectly healthy, and rarely even play.

    Thabo ($5.25) and Udoh ($3.36) are just as wasted money if not more than Exum ($9.6). Whine about them...
     
  12. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

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    I fail to see how minutes played alone = contribution. You wasted your own time by providing a stat that in essence tells you nothing. You do realize Stockton played several seasons where there were at least 2 or 3 who played more minutes then he did. Was Bryon Russell a better contributor than Stockton? By your measure he must have been, in at least a few seasons. Gtfo with your unfounded bs
     
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  13. Handlogten's Heros

    Handlogten's Heros Well-Known Member 2019 Award Winner

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    No update... the doctors refuse to continue running tests on a dead man.
     
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  14. Jazz Spazz

    Jazz Spazz Inconceivable Staff Member

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    Surely there is a coroner on staff.
     
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    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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  17. vegas

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    Rumor is the ded will be among us. Ready the sacrifices.
     
  18. vegas

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    Jingled
     
  19. NUMBERICA

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    You’re a Trump supporter, right?
     
  20. LoPo

    LoPo Well-Known Member

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    Look at the rest of the stats AND then factor in the minutes played. Does Mommy spell everything out for you?

    Despite the fact he is "ded" because he's been out so long, he's still played more, contributed more than those other two guys. Combined.
     

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