Stifle Tower
Punch Bowl Re-Filler
What do you mean he can't be bought?
Is that where we are at as a country? Now dollars don't mean anything, people are so confused that they are assigning arbitrary "values" to random concepts like quality of life and family? What's next? Loyalty? Friendship?
No wonder America is failing. People behaving like they're living in an episode of Full House, when they are actually living in an episode of Storage Wars, where all the glory goes to the highest bidder.
I got news for you Chip, Popovich is no Danny Tanner. And there won't be any melodramatic music or dubbed in audience applause when you sit on the edge of your bed and say,"I'm making a choice for friends and family, because in the end that's all that really matters."
So man up and sell out, like your other Spurs compadres. It's the American way.
OK, I'll be the first one to come forward and admit I can be bought. Make your best offer.
