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Game Thread Dec 17, 2020: Jazz at Clippers (Preseason)

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This offense looks more like what I thought it would last year. Except more threes. And more depth than imagined last year.
 
We are also spending a lot of time in a zone... it’s mostly been not great... but good to see us experimenting.

I want to say Clippers ORTg is over 200 against the zone with that last 3 by Kawhi, but yeah, nice to see some experimenting. Even if it doesn't work, playing zone can create habits that you don't get by playing "stay home and let Rudy defend everything" defense.
 
“Woah, woah, kid! The machine commands respect. You don’t just hit buttons. You must treat it delicately, like breaking a horse. It can take you for a great ride but you just respect it! That’s a vintage 1970s synthetic dildo. It’s not to be toyed with.”
No lie... I had a phone call with a vibrator company today... think I’m going to end up doing some work for them... gonna pitch them on naming their next product the sex machine.
 
Man I hope we can manage Favors minutes and keep him healthy. Such an improvement over our backup center situation last year.
 
No lie... I had a phone call with a vibrator company today... think I’m going to end up doing some work for them... gonna pitch them on naming their next product the sex machine.
You need to get something in there like the QS Sex Machine ™️ or the JFC Sex Machine.
 
Man I hope we can manage Favors minutes and keep him healthy. Such an improvement over our backup center situation last year.
Greg Oden would have been an upgrade. Can’t believe I hadn’t mentioned his name last year. Maybe I did.
 
Anyone listen to Locke on the Dunc'd On podcast for our season preview? He thought that in terms of playing time this year it would go Brantley first, then Oni, then Morgan. Thought that was a hot take...

That's definitely a very hot take. I will be stunned if Brantley gets playing time ahead of those other two guys.
 
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