Derek Fisher, noted family man of faith, busted on DUI

[franklin]

I did do 14 shots in 2 hours at one of the cop trainings. But I did not pass their tests and don't remember what I blew that time, I was pretty trashed. That was a record for the most anyone has drank at one of their tests.

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I don't even start feeling buzzed until about 8 or 9 beers in, but that's not hard liquor.

 

[Ron Mexico]

I don't even start feeling buzzed until about 8 or 9 beers in, but that's not hard liquor.

Depends on what type of beer for me, or I should say what alcohol level they are. The Utah 4 percent beers take until about 6 to feel buzzed. Some strong beers will have me feeling buzzed after 1 Stein.

 

[fishonjazz]

5-6 beers in an hour would trash me these days.

Back in college, I had a friend where over a 24 hour period he drank 40+ beers. It was keystone and colors, but still impressive.

I was camping one night with this dude who was smoking crack and drinking beer.
He drank a 36 pack while I was awake, then I went to bed at about 5 am and woke up at about 7 to go fishing with him and he was still up and drinking.
He kept drinking while we fished too. If I had to guess I would say he drank between 40-50 beers in about 15 hours. Of course you can drink more when you are smoking crack too but still.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I was camping one night with this dude who was smoking crack and drinking beer.
He drank a 36 pack while I was awake, then I went to bed at about 5 am and woke up at about 7 to go fishing with him and he was still up and drinking.
He kept drinking while we fished too. If I had to guess I would say he drank between 40-50 beers in about 15 hours. Of course you can drink more when you are smoking crack too but still.

Good ****ing lord.

 

[fishonjazz]

Good ****ing lord.

Ya I was amazed. He was a co worker. Ended up failing a drug test and getting fired lol.

2 cool things happened from that night though. 1st, at about 2 in the morning we were cooking hot dogs in the fire and when I sat down to eat one a skunk came out from under my chair between my legs sniffing. I slowly got up and started walking around the campfire and the skunk followed me. It followed me around the fire for like 5 or 10 minutes until my hot dog was gone and then disappeared into the bushes. Thank god my dog wasn't with me that night.

Then around 3 or 4 am a family of racoons (2 little ones and a mom I reckon) came and sat under our picnic table and just hung out with us for about a half hour.

The fishing was so so good that morning. We were catching them constantly. I bet I caught like 30 fish in 2 hours. Couldn't keep em off my lure.
The other guy was using worms and getting pissed cause every time he set his pole down and opened a beer and lit a smoke he would get a bite and half to put his beer and smoke down. He eventually just stopped fishing so he could drink and smoke in peace.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Ya I was amazed. He was a co worker. Ended up failing a drug test and getting fired lol.

2 cool things happened from that night though. 1st, at about 2 in the morning we were cooking hot dogs in the fire and when I sat down to eat one a skunk came out from under my chair between my legs sniffing. I slowly got up and started walking around the campfire and the skunk followed me. It followed me around the fire for like 5 or 10 minutes until my hot dog was gone and then disappeared into the bushes. Thank god my dog wasn't with me that night.

Then around 3 or 4 am a family of racoons (2 little ones and a mom I reckon) came and sat under our picnic table and just hung out with us for about a half hour.

The fishing was so so good that morning. We were catching them constantly. I bet I caught like 30 fish in 2 hours. Couldn't keep em off my lure.
The other guy was using worms and getting pissed cause every time he set his pole down and opened a beer and lit a smoke he would get a bite and half to put his beer and smoke down. He eventually just stopped fishing so he could drink and smoke in peace.

He was smoking crack while fishing, or cigs?

 

[fishonjazz]

He was smoking crack while fishing, or cigs?

Cigs.
He smoked all his crack while we were drinking that night.

And I'm not gonna lie..... I smoked a bit too

 

[Gameface]

3 beers @ 4% in less than 2 hours and I feel buzzed. I think everyone defines buzzed differently. If I can tell I've consumed alcohol at all I consider that buzzed.

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[Saint Cy of JFC]

Cigs.
He smoked all his crack while we were drinking that night.

And I'm not gonna lie..... I smoked a bit too

How much crack can you smoke and drive?

 

[♪alt13]

How much crack can you smoke and drive?

An *** ton?

 

[Rubashov]

.22 is pretty drunk. Although the more drunk you get the more you think you can drive sometimes. I feel more drunk at .08 than I do at .11 or so. The last time I did all the field sobriety tests as a volunteer for uhp I blew a .16, which is double the legal limit. I had 6 sets of cops run me through the field tests, both standard ones and experimental ones and only 1 set of cops said they would arrest me if they had pulled me over. That one set of cops thought I was slightly below legal limit but close enough to warrant arresting and breathalyzing. The amount I drank was 8 or 10 shots in 2 hours to get to that point. .22 is really drunk and takes a bit. That is hard for me to get that drunk because I metabolize alcohol pretty fast. .22 is way more drunk than I would ever like to get.

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Have had dudes blow .3 and up, highest I remember was a bloke blowing .5 and he was still coherent enough to shape up and try to fight us. Didn't last long but it wasn't for lack of motor control. Some people just function, a lot of the alcoholics that present to work on a regular basis have a pretty much constant BAC of .1 to .2 and just top up all day. As their livers fail they tend to go yellow, pink and then orange. They stop showing up after that...

 

[Rubashov]

I was camping one night with this dude who was smoking crack and drinking beer.
He drank a 36 pack while I was awake, then I went to bed at about 5 am and woke up at about 7 to go fishing with him and he was still up and drinking.
He kept drinking while we fished too. If I had to guess I would say he drank between 40-50 beers in about 15 hours. Of course you can drink more when you are smoking crack too but still.

Who do you think is buying this I was camping with a friend nonsense? Not I. Suppose it doesn't sound like you're talking yourself up when you say it was a 'friend.' I got no problem with the beer or the crack but fishing? Take a good hard look at yourself mate.

Other than that a 15 pint night was a fairly standard night out for me, sometimes with shots or few cocktails. The odd speedball, oh wait a minute!!!

reminds me a bit of this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-mLIdLZZeI

I've spent most of the last 15 years working at or going to gigs, hell I used to work at one of the best music venues in the country, a place that has given music to the world. These guys used to put on one hell of a show.