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fishonjazz said:
LOL
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‘Who Wants To Tell Him?’: Trump Mocked Over Baffling ‘Great Country’ Announcement

The former president’s latest video contains a strange claim about his plans for the nation.
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“We’re gonna have a great country. It’s gonna be called the United States of America,” he said, neglecting the obvious fact that the country is already called the United States of America.

Last week, Trump said he noticed for the first time that the abbreviation for the United States also spells the word “us.”

“I just picked that up. Has anyone ever thought of that? I just picked that up,” he said in New Hampshire, then complained he probably won’t get the credit he deserves for making the “us” discovery.

“Now, if we say something genius, they’ll never say it,” Trump said. “They’ve never said, ‘Trump’s a great speaker.’”

and I saw one of his greatest hits in the comments section: "So supposing we hit the body with a tremendous — whether it's ultraviolet or just a very powerful light — and I think you said that hasn't been checked because of the testing," Trump said, speaking to Bryan during the briefing. "And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or some other way, and I think you said you're going to test that, too. He added: "I see the disinfectant that knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning? As you see, it gets in the lungs, it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it would be interesting to check that."
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Wait until Trump is the first one to figure out that the dollar sign can be made with a U and S

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Al-O-Meter said:
Wow. All that, eh? Out of curiosity, do you often wake up in a cold sweat thinking that Trump is hiding under your bed and is about to getcha?

As for your earlier bit about sending mobs to attack the White House, it would be more believable if you changed it to the Capitol Building. You could have Trump sending out a call on social media to appear in Washington on a January 6 where he'd appear at a podium and command his minions to attack, but first you'd have to contrive some sort of event that prevented the electoral vote from happening weeks earlier. Maybe say Trump had made AI video so good that no one trusted votes related over video, and even voter forms filled out weren't trusted, so the electoral voters had to break centuries of protocol to make their way to the capitol to vote in person in January. You could have Trump's minions setting up ambushes and attacking these electoral voters making their way to Washington but the Senate had made their own force of diverse strong female ninja bodyguards to keep the helpless traveling electoral voters protected.

Designated Elector Richard O’Neal was a trusted member of the Electoral College who had never let his constituents down in 20 year of electoral voting. This was the most important electoral vote of his life and he vowed to make the dangerous journey from little Smithfield, Colorado to Washington DC to do his duty for his people, but then he coughed into his handkerchief. A fresh splatter of blood shown on the white fabric. It was 1-hour COVID and it looked advanced. Richard knew immediately that he’d never make it to Washington alive. His daughter Alexis knew it too. There was only one way to make sure the people’s voices were heard. Elector Richard said “You can do this Alexis. You are the most fearless, fair, brave and true in our town, and you’ve been trained at democracy since you were 4 years old. By the power of the ancients of Smithfield I anoint you the designated elector.” He handed his daughter the envelope of voting as he slumped to the floor dead from COVID.

Designated Elector Alexis stood ashen faced as a tear rolled down her cheek and fell on the envelope of voting clenched in her hand, but she knew what she had to do. Diverse strong female ninja bodyguard Denise was there at her side and they immediately set out for Washington to cast their vote on January 6 for the first time in the nation’s history.

The first attack came at the airport security check when TSA Agent Roark recognized the would-be voter and her Senate security ninja bodyguard. TSA Agent Roark was good but diverse strong female ninja Denise was better and the two made it on to the airplane right as the door closed behind them. More of Trump’s minions were running up the jetway but it was too late. The plane was already pulling on to the runway where it accelerated and launched into the air to leave the anti-democracy attackers behind.

The full force of the diverse strong female bodyguards met them at the airport and quickly ushered the two travelers to the armored Senate transport. They were safe. The vote would happen and democracy would be served. The two made their way from the transport parked in the secured garage to the floor of the Senate. The voting has already started and Alexis took her place at the end of the line to wait her turn to cast the Smithfield electoral vote. The chamber was quiet enough to hear the far off amplified voice of Trump riling up his crowd when Alexis heard the unmistakable voice of Trump command his supporters to attack the Capitol.

All hell broke loose. Diverse strong female ninja Denise gave Alexis a quick reassuring nod and rushed to bar the door of the Senate chamber. The designated electors in line ahead of Alexus continued to do their duty to vote. Ten were ahead of her, then nine, eight. They only had to hold the doors for another minute to get the votes in when the door exploded into splinters from the force of a spell cast by QAnon Shaman in his buffalo headdress.

The diverse strong female ninja rushed toward the Trumpers pouring in through the shattered remains of the Senate door. There were too many. Diverse strong female ninja Denise stood her ground in the middle of the path fighting five at once as the swelling stream of Trump attackers engulfed her petite figure.

Three electoral voters in front of her. The massive figure of Trump walked calmly into the Senate chamber. Two electoral voters in front of her. “Some say the First Amendment is the greatest amendment” Trump said. One electoral voter in front of her. “It is a good amendment but the greatest amendment is the Second Amendment.” No one remained in front of Alexis. It was the box of counting and Alexis reached out to insert the Smithfield envelope of voting. She never heard the shot. Smoke wisped from the end of the barrel on Trump's gold plated semiautomatic handgun. A an expanding spot of blood began to soak Alexis’s blouse and she fell to her knees with the envelope of voting still in her hand.

“Four more years of being President is mine!” Trump bellowed. “People said it couldn’t be done but they are losers” Trump said has he turned to address his supporters. “They are like that loser” as Trump went to gesture with his gun towards Alexis’s body crumpled at the base of the box of counting, but Alexis’s body wasn’t crumpled on the floor. To Trump’s horror he saw Alexis had pulled herself up to the box with the envelope of voting in her hand.

A barely audible “no” came from Trump’s lips. Alexis screamed back “Democracyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!” as she crammed the last envelope into the box of counting.
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Hey look, we already know you are cool with presidents who cause death on events like january 6th. Didn't need to type all that out silly. I just tldr'd it anyway.
 
fishonjazz said:
Hey look, we already know you are cool with presidents who cause death on events like january 6th. Didn't need to type all that out silly. I just tldr'd it anyway.
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Oh I thought he was being serious. I thought he really thought that was how it all went down.
 
Al-O-Meter said:
Wow. All that, eh? Out of curiosity, do you often wake up in a cold sweat thinking that Trump is hiding under your bed and is about to getcha?

As for your earlier bit about sending mobs to attack the White House, it would be more believable if you changed it to the Capitol Building. You could have Trump sending out a call on social media to appear in Washington on a January 6 where he'd appear at a podium and command his minions to attack, but first you'd have to contrive some sort of event that prevented the electoral vote from happening weeks earlier. Maybe say Trump had made AI video so good that no one trusted votes related over video, and even voter forms filled out weren't trusted, so the electoral voters had to break centuries of protocol to make their way to the capitol to vote in person in January. You could have Trump's minions setting up ambushes and attacking these electoral voters making their way to Washington but the Senate had made their own force of diverse strong female ninja bodyguards to keep the helpless traveling electoral voters protected.

Designated Elector Richard O’Neal was a trusted member of the Electoral College who had never let his constituents down in 20 year of electoral voting. This was the most important electoral vote of his life and he vowed to make the dangerous journey from little Smithfield, Colorado to Washington DC to do his duty for his people, but then he coughed into his handkerchief. A fresh splatter of blood shown on the white fabric. It was 1-hour COVID and it looked advanced. Richard knew immediately that he’d never make it to Washington alive. His daughter Alexis knew it too. There was only one way to make sure the people’s voices were heard. Elector Richard said “You can do this Alexis. You are the most fearless, fair, brave and true in our town, and you’ve been trained at democracy since you were 4 years old. By the power of the ancients of Smithfield I anoint you the designated elector.” He handed his daughter the envelope of voting as he slumped to the floor dead from COVID.

Designated Elector Alexis stood ashen faced as a tear rolled down her cheek and fell on the envelope of voting clenched in her hand, but she knew what she had to do. Diverse strong female ninja bodyguard Denise was there at her side and they immediately set out for Washington to cast their vote on January 6 for the first time in the nation’s history.

The first attack came at the airport security check when TSA Agent Roark recognized the would-be voter and her Senate security ninja bodyguard. TSA Agent Roark was good but diverse strong female ninja Denise was better and the two made it on to the airplane right as the door closed behind them. More of Trump’s minions were running up the jetway but it was too late. The plane was already pulling on to the runway where it accelerated and launched into the air to leave the anti-democracy attackers behind.

The full force of the diverse strong female bodyguards met them at the airport and quickly ushered the two travelers to the armored Senate transport. They were safe. The vote would happen and democracy would be served. The two made their way from the transport parked in the secured garage to the floor of the Senate. The voting has already started and Alexis took her place at the end of the line to wait her turn to cast the Smithfield electoral vote. The chamber was quiet enough to hear the far off amplified voice of Trump riling up his crowd when Alexis heard the unmistakable voice of Trump command his supporters to attack the Capitol.

All hell broke loose. Diverse strong female ninja Denise gave Alexis a quick reassuring nod and rushed to bar the door of the Senate chamber. The designated electors in line ahead of Alexus continued to do their duty to vote. Ten were ahead of her, then nine, eight. They only had to hold the doors for another minute to get the votes in when the door exploded into splinters from the force of a spell cast by QAnon Shaman in his buffalo headdress.

The diverse strong female ninja rushed toward the Trumpers pouring in through the shattered remains of the Senate door. There were too many. Diverse strong female ninja Denise stood her ground in the middle of the path fighting five at once as the swelling stream of Trump attackers engulfed her petite figure.

Three electoral voters in front of her. The massive figure of Trump walked calmly into the Senate chamber. Two electoral voters in front of her. “Some say the First Amendment is the greatest amendment” Trump said. One electoral voter in front of her. “It is a good amendment but the greatest amendment is the Second Amendment.” No one remained in front of Alexis. It was the box of counting and Alexis reached out to insert the Smithfield envelope of voting. She never heard the shot. Smoke wisped from the end of the barrel on Trump's gold plated semiautomatic handgun. A an expanding spot of blood began to soak Alexis’s blouse and she fell to her knees with the envelope of voting still in her hand.

“Four more years of being President is mine!” Trump bellowed. “People said it couldn’t be done but they are losers” Trump said has he turned to address his supporters. “They are like that loser” as Trump went to gesture with his gun towards Alexis’s body crumpled at the base of the box of counting, but Alexis’s body wasn’t crumpled on the floor. To Trump’s horror he saw Alexis had pulled herself up to the box with the envelope of voting in her hand.

A barely audible “no” came from Trump’s lips. Alexis screamed back “Democracyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!” as she crammed the last envelope into the box of counting.
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You didn't write that did you? Dear lord, please say no.
 
fishonjazz said:
Also, trump has already made it clear what another term for him would look like. He is at war with america. He will go on the attack against the leftist, marxist, communist, socialist, pedophillic, satanic democrats. He will pay out retribution to the DOJ and justice system overall. He will go after any media who he feels has ever wronged him. He will use his power to get revenge on those who opposed him. This is not beneficial to the country.

He really shouldn't be an option. I would LOVE it if he wasn't an option simply because his cult followers decide to stop supporting him. But that clearly wont happen. Trump said it best when he said he could shoot someone on 5th avenue and not lose any supporters. He can literally do anything and his cult will continue to support and vote for him. His power over his people is dangerous. We have already witnessed just how dangerous. If he gets power again then im certain the danger will only increase. If the constitution is the thing to keep him off the ballot then so be it.
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Conald on the stand is fun! Can't wait till he loses his business licenses in NY and has to pay hundreds of millions in fines. He's going to LOSE IT.
 
str8line said:
You think? Having to divest all of his NY holdings won't drive him mad? His ego is so wrapped up in Trump Tower, etc.
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I was just taking the opportunity to say that Trump is good at driving businesses into the ground. I'm sure he'll be seething after this is over.
 
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