Erections Have Consequences

[TroutBum]

Two things:

1) This thread is not an Asian joke. (I miss JazzFanatic)
2) I am in the hospital as I type this, about to welcome my FIFTH daughter into the world.


Moral of the story: Adopt a son.

 

[colton]

Two things:

1) This thread is not an Asian joke. (I miss JazzFanatic)
2) I am in the hospital as I type this, about to welcome my FIFTH daughter into the world.


Moral of the story: Adopt a son.

Congrats, Troutbum!

 

[One Brow]

Congrats. 5 is a great number.

 

[LogGrad98]

Two things:

1) This thread is not an Asian joke. (I miss JazzFanatic)
2) I am in the hospital as I type this, about to welcome my FIFTH daughter into the world.


Moral of the story: Adopt a son.

Congratulations!

 

[ConradA24]

Congratulations!

 

[porfavors]

We elect to erect leader.

Congrats. Women rule in future.

Adoption no match for erections. Continue please

 

[TroutBum]

There she is, finally. Little Ms. TroutBum, the Fifth.

kinda crazy that a lot of you were around 15 years ago when I posted the picture of my first little girl. I love you all, seriously. Good people here.

 

[LogGrad98]

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There she is, finally. Little Ms. TroutBum, the Fifth.

kinda crazy that a lot of you were around 15 years ago when I posted the picture of my first little girl. I love you all, seriously. Good people here.

That's awesome Dave. Congrats! I stopped at 4 because, well 5 is more than 4. You are a more courageous man than me.

 

[TroutBum]

That's awesome Dave. Congrats! I stopped at 4 because, well 5 is more than 4. You are a more courageous man than me.

I would’ve told you there was less than zero percent chance I’d have more than 4, and at 39 years and 360 days old, it was even less likely. My wife never had any, and the stars aligned perfectly, so here we are. 10 year gap between ‘em, so I’m scared all over again like it’s my first.
Totally stoked.

 

[Archie Moses]

Congrats, Dave.

I saved 15% on child support by switching to condoms.

 

[Gameface]

Just try one more time... I'm sure it will be a boy this time...

 

[TroutBum]

Just try one more time... I'm sure it will be a boy this time...

See, this is the kind of thinking that causes global warming. I’m not really sure how, but, Liberals.

#babe

 

[b_line]

Congrats Dave!