margodydek
Well-Known Member
Margo's pathetic attempt at a draft board:
1. McLemore – a more athletic Klay Thompson with a downgraded, albeit still pure, jumpshot
2. Oladipo – Tony Allen/Dwayne Wade hybrid
3. Len – a skinnier/taller Enes minus the mean streak
4. Noel – a skinnier rookie Tyson Chandler, but with a bigger motor
5. Muhammad – probably what you get when you mate a CJ Miles with a James Harden
6. Schroeder – he has his weaknesses, but his strengths remind me of the top PGs in the game – from what I’ve seen of him, I see some CP3, Parker, and Rondo – remember, those are his strenghts.
7. Porter – I think he’s really overrated (as a top 3 pick), but at #7 he’d be a good fit.
8. Bennett – to be honest, I haven’t seen a lot of him, but he seems to be pretty high, so #8 seems about right.
9. Burke – I like a lot about him, but probably my favorite thing is he has the patented CP3 move where he gets by his defender and then uses his butt to keep the defender behind him while he surveys the scene.
10. MCollum – Ben Gordon 2.0
11. Zeller – on a good team, he’ll look really good; on a bad team, not so much. I’m sure that can be said for a lot of players, but I especially think it’s appropriate for Zeller
12. Olynyk – a bigger Scola. BTW, if we draft him, I’d like to trademark the nickname Relief Society Legs, so – you heard it here first.
13. MCW – a poor man’s, two-kneed Shaun Livingston
14. Karasev – one of those Euros who looks like he grew up playing in Brooklyn. Reminds me of Manu
15. To be honest I’ve exhausted about most of my mental capacities coming up with that list so I’d be leading you astray if I went any further. However, here’s a list of guys I’d be happy with at #21:
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1. McLemore – a more athletic Klay Thompson with a downgraded, albeit still pure, jumpshot
2. Oladipo – Tony Allen/Dwayne Wade hybrid
3. Len – a skinnier/taller Enes minus the mean streak
4. Noel – a skinnier rookie Tyson Chandler, but with a bigger motor
5. Muhammad – probably what you get when you mate a CJ Miles with a James Harden
6. Schroeder – he has his weaknesses, but his strengths remind me of the top PGs in the game – from what I’ve seen of him, I see some CP3, Parker, and Rondo – remember, those are his strenghts.
7. Porter – I think he’s really overrated (as a top 3 pick), but at #7 he’d be a good fit.
8. Bennett – to be honest, I haven’t seen a lot of him, but he seems to be pretty high, so #8 seems about right.
9. Burke – I like a lot about him, but probably my favorite thing is he has the patented CP3 move where he gets by his defender and then uses his butt to keep the defender behind him while he surveys the scene.
10. MCollum – Ben Gordon 2.0
11. Zeller – on a good team, he’ll look really good; on a bad team, not so much. I’m sure that can be said for a lot of players, but I especially think it’s appropriate for Zeller
12. Olynyk – a bigger Scola. BTW, if we draft him, I’d like to trademark the nickname Relief Society Legs, so – you heard it here first.
13. MCW – a poor man’s, two-kneed Shaun Livingston
14. Karasev – one of those Euros who looks like he grew up playing in Brooklyn. Reminds me of Manu
15. To be honest I’ve exhausted about most of my mental capacities coming up with that list so I’d be leading you astray if I went any further. However, here’s a list of guys I’d be happy with at #21:
Saric
Adetokousldfkjs dfl;a
Miniature Red’s shortstop
Ledo
