jazzrule
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Surprised your attention span lasted that long. wink
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Surprised your attention span lasted that long. wink
jazzrule
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Figured you would poems are for the more refined. wink
But then, apparently, you went to the reply button.
I've found, but not yet learned, that's it's not "rattling cages" in here, but "caging rattlers".
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From the blog Pervert Justice, which shall not be link due to the forbidden words in the subtitle.
For Your Enjoyment: How do you solve a problem like The Donald?
Apropos of nothing, I happened to dash this off today:
He’s got a favorite word, it’s “Me!”
His list of values starts with Greed.
He grabs any woman’s ***
Thinks gold leaf equals class
And underneath his toupee
you’ll find half an idea per day
He loves the bible so much he made a golden calf!
He never shows up for briefings
His intellect is surreal
He’s always insulting or grifting
Save when you bring the child his Happy Meal™!
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
The Donald’s not an asset to the world…
Gorka and Miller still think he’s good,
and looks fine in a starched white hood!
Oh…
How do you solve a problem like The Donald?
How do you catch a lie and pin it down?
How should a journalist describe The Donald?
A snowflake with Alzheimers! A white supremacist clown!
Many a thing you know you’d like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay
And hear what the experts say?
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like The Donald
Who has to point out his brain’s existence with his hand?
At his pressers he’s confused,
Out of focus and bemused,
And always seems about to nuke Iran!
Unpredictable as weather
He’s as flighty as a feather
He’s demented! He’s deficient! A con man!
He appeases the fascists!
Role models for sadists
He out-narcissists Narcissus!
He is boastful! He is mean!
He’s mendacious! He’s obscene!
And he thinks he can give orders
to the world!
How do you solve a problem like The Donald?
How do you catch a lie and pin it down?
How should a journalist describe The Donald?
A snowflake with Alzheimers! A white supremacist clown!
Many a thing you know you’d like to tell him;
Many his marbles lost that must be found.
But how do you make him stay
And hear what the experts say
When he’s convinced his navel lint is profound?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like The Donald?
Impeach him and burn his government to the ground!
Of course, my singing skills are atrocious, so you’ll have to find others to give it voice.
For Your Enjoyment: How do you solve a problem like The Donald?
Apropos of nothing, I happened to dash this off today:
He’s got a favorite word, it’s “Me!”
His list of values starts with Greed.
He grabs any woman’s ***
Thinks gold leaf equals class
And underneath his toupee
you’ll find half an idea per day
He loves the bible so much he made a golden calf!
He never shows up for briefings
His intellect is surreal
He’s always insulting or grifting
Save when you bring the child his Happy Meal™!
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
The Donald’s not an asset to the world…
Gorka and Miller still think he’s good,
and looks fine in a starched white hood!
Oh…
How do you solve a problem like The Donald?
How do you catch a lie and pin it down?
How should a journalist describe The Donald?
A snowflake with Alzheimers! A white supremacist clown!
Many a thing you know you’d like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay
And hear what the experts say?
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like The Donald
Who has to point out his brain’s existence with his hand?
At his pressers he’s confused,
Out of focus and bemused,
And always seems about to nuke Iran!
Unpredictable as weather
He’s as flighty as a feather
He’s demented! He’s deficient! A con man!
He appeases the fascists!
Role models for sadists
He out-narcissists Narcissus!
He is boastful! He is mean!
He’s mendacious! He’s obscene!
And he thinks he can give orders
to the world!
How do you solve a problem like The Donald?
How do you catch a lie and pin it down?
How should a journalist describe The Donald?
A snowflake with Alzheimers! A white supremacist clown!
Many a thing you know you’d like to tell him;
Many his marbles lost that must be found.
But how do you make him stay
And hear what the experts say
When he’s convinced his navel lint is profound?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like The Donald?
Impeach him and burn his government to the ground!
Of course, my singing skills are atrocious, so you’ll have to find others to give it voice.
I might have my daughter sing it. She played that part in a play last year.
One Brow
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If you send, send the author a video. I'm sure she'll love it.
gandalfe
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Also the rhythm is off, the scansion limps, and the rhymes are forced.
It's poetic equivalent of a Jon McNaughton painting.
jazzrule
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Hmmm I was thinking of a Jim Carey painting.
jazzrule
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Hey, I never said I was perfect like you.
One time he made a reference to the non-LDS posters on jazzfanz as babylonians.
Eh, sounds about right.
One Brow
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I don't think he's particularly serious, but he seems sincere enough.
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