For Thriller, Zombie, Fison and the rest of the progressives

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  1. jazzrule

    jazzrule Well-Known Member

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    Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower,
    The Donald reflected on his newfound power.
    The conservative masses had come out in force,
    And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.

    The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes,
    The media lied to them . . . What a surprise.
    They had been promised a Hillary win,
    But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin.

    And though from all corners celebrities flew,
    They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue.
    They talked about climate, racism, and such,
    And they made up good stories . . . But didn’t know much.

    The fake news and ignorance came at a cost,
    And they can’t understand all the reasons they lost.
    They blame it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad,
    But fail to acknowledge the one that was bad.

    Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed,
    Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod.
    The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed,
    And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed.

    So out in the streets there arose such a clatter,
    It was Soros-paid protestors and Black Lives Matter.
    With cities to pillage and windows to smash,
    They knew not the issues, but needed the cash.

    Eight years of Obama had given them cause,
    To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus.
    But soon the protestors will feel the pain,
    When the wheels fall off of the old gravy train.

    And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear,
    Upset and offended by things that they’ll hear.
    The cocoa and crayons will help for a while,
    But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style.

    I originally supported, and voted, for Cruz,
    In the end, I would vote for whoever they choose.
    He wasn’t my first choice, but soon I would cede,
    The one they call Trump is the one that we need.

    I saw him on TV in front of a crowd,
    He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud.
    He spoke about energy, safety, and jobs,
    Taking this country back from the Washington snobs.

    He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat,
    And the Brunos he wore made the outfit complete.
    For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit,
    And he looked presidential, I have to admit.

    His eyes glowed like embers, his smile was the best,
    And his hair was the color of my old hunting vest.
    His love for this country was on full display,
    And his actions spoke louder than his words could say.

    He thanked all his voters, and before he was gone,
    Saved thousands of jobs while Obama looked on.
    The fate of this country left nothing to chance,
    So, he filled out his cabinet weeks in advance.

    The men he had chosen were of the same mind,
    Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind.
    He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat,
    With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet;
    “Now Mattis!, now Kelly!’ now Sessions! And Pruitt!
    On Perry! On Flynn, You’re the ones who can do it.
    Start lifting restrictions and building the wall,
    Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”;

    The roar of his audience rose from the stands,
    He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands.
    He answered their questions and calmed all their fears,
    They knew it would be a fantastic four years.
    Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his jet,
    A fellow that Liberals won’t soon forget.
    He sent one more tweet as the evening expired;
    “Happy Inauguration to all,
    AND OBAMA – YOU’RE FIRED!”
     
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  2. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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  3. Gameface

    Gameface All-Jazzfanz First Team! Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    I think jazzfanz needs a rune on unsolicited callouts.

    Just sayin
     
  4. Jazzta

    Jazzta Well-Known Member

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    Joe Fison, never heard of him?
     
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  5. Stoked

    Stoked Well-Known Member Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    Why?
     
  6. Archie Moses

    Archie Moses Well-Known Member

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    Unoriginal, not funny, and tried too damn hard.

    I stopped reading after 2 or 3 sentences.
     
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  7. Stoked

    Stoked Well-Known Member Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    As soon as I saw it was a poem I stopped lol.
     
  8. Gameface

    Gameface All-Jazzfanz First Team! Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    I'm not 1000% serious, but...

    There are a few posters here who write up some BS where they act like they're responding to some ongoing debate they think you're having with them and then blast your username in the thread title or boldly in the body of their post and use the "@" feature so you get notified and then you show up and it's some ********* like this that has nothing to do with the posters getting called out.

    I mean we don't need a rule exactly, but I think posters doing it should know that it's lame.
     
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  9. Stoked

    Stoked Well-Known Member Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    Fair enough.
     
  10. DasJazz

    DasJazz Well-Known Member

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    Me too. I thought we were gonna have a hardcore call out.
     
  11. Stoked

    Stoked Well-Known Member Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    I laughed at the spelling of Fish’s name and him being on that list. Funniest part of the thread.
     
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  12. infection

    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    M. Fison.

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  13. silesian

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    This is the greatest poem ever written. Most awesome. Trump supporters is so smart.
     
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  14. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    As soon as I saw who posted it I stopped lol

    Sent from my ONEPLUS A6013 using JazzFanz mobile app
     
  15. Zombie

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  16. Jazzta

    Jazzta Well-Known Member

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    Also, Thriller a progressive, loooool
     
  17. Red

    Red Well-Known Member

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    Well, there's still Perry. None of the others could "do it". So the score is 1-5 with that group...
     
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  18. One Brow

    One Brow Well-Known Member

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    I was wondering if anyone else noticed that.
     
  19. One Brow

    One Brow Well-Known Member

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    It's kind of sad that represents an improvement.
     
  20. jazzrule

    jazzrule Well-Known Member

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    It was a sign of disrespect . wink
     

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