Fun Question: Would you rather fight 1 Horse-sized duck or 50 Duck-sized horses?

[seattlejazzfan]

Similar to hkkk, I feel like I could take a horse sized duck, but 50 duck sized horses could really wear you out. Now if the question were 5 to 10 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck, that would be a tougher choice.

 

[8]

I like you bro, but wouldn't wanna live in your world......

Sorry. I shouldn't have assumed everyone is a heterosexual male.

Just change 'chick' to 'Thai transexual' and answer the question.

 

[LogGrad98]

Would you rather **** the ugliest troll of all uber ugly trolls, or a chick without a head?
Let's say the rest of the body is the same.

Serious no-brainer here. Chick without a head. No mindless chatter to deal with, no complaining, no incessant cries of "no please don't that hurts", or "who are you, where is my dad". Jeez that gets old.

 

[8]

Serious no-brainer here. Chick without a head. No mindless chatter to deal with, no complaining, no incessant cries of "no please don't that hurts", or "who are you, where is my dad". Jeez that gets old.

Excellent work. This is the answer I envisioned. Will rep when able.

 

[addictionary]

But a 69 would be 6) then.

 

[MVP]

Another thing to consider: We eat Ducks, but we don't eat Horses.

French and Italians would disagree.

 

[MVP]

if you mean fighting with bare hands and no guns of any kind you would be doomed vs horse size duck. 50 duck size horses would be easier to deal with, they can't inflict any kind of serious damage and one by one you would kill them easily. Not a hard choice really.

 

[addictionary]

French and Italians would disagree.

And middle asians.

They eat horse meat and drink horse milk.

 

[seattlejazzfan]

if you mean fighting with bare hands and no guns of any kind you would be doomed vs horse size duck. 50 duck size horses would be easier to deal with, they can't inflict any kind of serious damage and one by one you would kill them easily. Not a hard choice really.

Horses can bite and they have sharp teeth, man! Plus the kicking. You want 50 of those things biting at your knees and kicking you in the shins?!?! I'll take on the 6' duck, thank you.

 

[addictionary]

The most crucial thing about this is, horses don't start fights. Ducks made a proffession of it.

 

[LogGrad98]

What if the horse-sized duck could breathe fire...AND...the duck-sized horses had jaws and teeth like piranhas?

 

[JAZZGASM]

What if the horse-sized duck could breathe fire...AND...the duck-sized horses had jaws and teeth like piranhas?

That's easy. In that case, you train them all to do your bidding and send them to attack your enemies. Horses and ducks can be easily trained with bread and oats.

 

[MVP]

Horses can bite and they have sharp teeth, man! Plus the kicking. You want 50 of those things biting at your knees and kicking you in the shins?!?! I'll take on the 6' duck, thank you.

kick or bite of duck size horse bothers me way less than one monster motivated duck.

Imagine this thing at 1000 lbs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNx9ndwx-RI