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Game Thread: Utah @ BYU, Sat. 9/21 8:15pm MT, ESPN2

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BYU's record is nice, but I'm failing to see any wins against really good teams. On the other hand, Utah's record is mediocre but I'm failing to see any losses against any sub-.500 teams. Let me try on some glasses to look further:

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Ah, that's better. BYU is teh better team.
 
YB85 said:
BYU's record is nice, but I'm failing to see any wins against really good teams. On the other hand, Utah's record is mediocre but I'm failing to see any losses against any sub-.500 teams. Let me try on some glasses to look further:

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Ah, that's better. BYU is teh better team.
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Those are some nice glasses. I'm glad you finally started listening to Dalamon, our newest BYU fan, when it comes to fashion advice.
You'll like the glasses, I've got a pair and they rock.
 
JazzSpazz said:
I know what you mean by "better"... but that's just like your opinion man.

I don't think dick jokes and dairy queen references are "better" insults... in fact I think they show a lack of creativity, and a weakness in mind.
I'm glad you enjoy my posts. You are welcome for the "compliment".
It's too bad you are too childish to get over your sex joke fetish. It would actually improve the site content if you could refrain.

*Honestly I wonder if you even get half of the transparent jokes I leave on the doorstep. I feel like I can't say anything clever, and I have to dumb it down or it's too complicated to be understood. (not just you, I feel this way toward non hipster posters too)
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Ur rite doe. If people think you're funny, then they must be smart. If they don't, then clearly they are mouth-breathing drones who are too daft to respect your comedic brilliance.

There are no other possibilities (especially --God forbid-- your jokes being cornier than grits, which are particularly strange given their placement in sports rivalries).


But it's kool bro ill kal ppl studded-loafer wearing hipsters with skinny jeans all the time because I hear this is that type of comedy that is so deep that even the non-hipsters of Jazzfanz can't understand it
 
dalamon said:
Ur rite doe. If people think you're funny, then they must be smart. If they don't, then clearly they are mouth-breathing drones who are too daft to respect your comedic brilliance.

There are no other possibilities (especially --God forbid-- your jokes being cornier than grits, which are particularly strange given their placement in sports rivalries).


But it's kool bro ill kal ppl studded-loafer wearing hipsters with skinny jeans all the time because I hear this is that type of comedy that is so deep that even the non-hipsters of Jazzfanz can't understand it
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I just wrote out an elaborate response... and deleted it.

I just refuse to "elevate" my humor to include body parts or bodily functions. Maybe one day I'll compare corny to grits and continue in my efforts to misspell all words in hilarious ways... because we all know that is the peak of hilarity.

I actually don't think people that don't find me funny are dumb. I don't even think people that don't even get the jokes are dumb. Possibly lazy, or too perverted to find anything other than body, bodily function jokes funny.
 
JazzSpazz said:
I just wrote out an elaborate response... and deleted it.

I just refuse to "elevate" my humor to include body parts or bodily functions. Maybe one day I'll compare corny to grits and continue in my efforts to misspell all words in hilarious ways... because we all know that is the peak of hilarity.

I actually don't think people that don't find me funny are dumb. I don't even think people that don't even get the jokes are dumb. Possibly lazy, or too perverted to find anything other than body, bodily function jokes funny.
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What do you have against bodily function jokes? Here are some great ones:

What's the best thing to put in a pie?
(Your teeth!)

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
(It didn't have the guts!)

How do you make a skeleton laugh?
(Tickle her funny bone!)

What smells the best at dinner?
(Your nose!)

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
(Unhoppy!)

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
(Do-ya-think-he-saw-us!)

I don't think I need a spine. It's holding me back.

p.s. DQ is a bodily function joke?
 
In real life I've found that the funniest people are the ones who have to pull you aside and explain why they are indeed super funny.

Prolly the same story on teh jazzfanz.
 
UGLI baby said:
In real life I've found that the funniest people are the ones who have to pull you aside and explain why they are indeed super funny.

Prolly the same story on teh jazzfanz.
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And the ones that say the same stuff and use the same theme over and over and over, and people that use prolly but want to punch someone that says whom in the face.
 
JazzSpazz said:
And the ones that say the same stuff and use the same theme over and over and over, and people that use prolly but want to punch someone that says whom in the face.
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Every SINGLE person I've talked to, who has met the real UGLI baby has described him as an extremely funny and pleasant dude to be around.
 
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