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Game Thread: Utah @ BYU, Sat. 9/21 8:15pm MT, ESPN2

You know your fan base has got it rough when the most respectable BYU fan is the one who posts on Jazzfanz while on Ambien half the time.


This thread is a CONAN diatribe away from cementing itself as an all-time JF classic.
 
"Wtv Dal ur just a closet Ute fan"



Nope, calling it like I see it. Y'all are hilarious. I'd be saying the same **** if the tables were turned, and UGLI was saying that the Utes are better even though they lost about a month ago.
 
dalamon said:
You know your fan base has got it rough when the most respectable BYU fan is the one who posts on Jazzfanz while on Ambien half the time.


This thread is a CONAN diatribe away from cementing itself as an all-time JF classic.
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dalamon said:
"Wtv Dal ur just a closet Ute fan"



Nope, calling it like I see it. Y'all are hilarious. I'd be saying the same **** if the tables were turned, and UGLI was saying that the Utes are better even though they lost about a month ago.
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UGLI baby said:
lolololololololololololololololol
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All expected responses. mugli only knows how to type lololol, I was waiting from a rolfcopter from the 2 sizes too small skinny jean wearing albanian hipster, but I suppose a deflect and attack post is also predictable. We all know if the tables were turned you'd be bored and go back to pinterest to find something cool you can replicate from your local Bissell Centre Thrift Shoppe.

I'm glad the Ewe-ts have someone to defend their honor, but it might be more useful if you helped the ewe-t scarecrow fans get to the wizard in your ruby red studded loafers.
 
JazzSpazz said:
As a Ute fan, I will answer the question Colton.

I would rather lose 52 out of a 12 game schedule as long as I beat the Cougars. I hate their stupid "blue zone", and cougartown, lip synch videos, and popcorn popping, and darth vader, and everything that ever has and ever will come out of provo or BYU. I hate them more than life itself and want to stomp their better than thou attitude into the ground with mine. Down with blue.... oh, and I'm okay if the U wins after that but that's optional.

Calling the remainder of Ute jazzfanz posters, please endorse my post and show that this is correct. TIA
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Finally!! Thank you!!


For what it's worth, I think the "blue zone" is extremely stupid, too.
 
dalamon said:
This thread is a CONAN diatribe away from cementing itself as an all-time JF classic.
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Heh, there have been about 3 or 4 times in the past couple of days that I've taken a deep breath and literally said to myself, "Don't turn into Conan. Don't turn into Conan."
 
JazzSpazz said:
All expected responses. mugli only knows how to type lololol, I was waiting from a rolfcopter from the 2 sizes too small skinny jean wearing albanian hipster, but I suppose a deflect and attack post is also predictable. We all know if the tables were turned you'd be bored and go back to pinterest to find something cool you can replicate from your local Bissell Centre Thrift Shoppe.

I'm glad the Ewe-ts have someone to defend their honor, but it might be more useful if you helped the ewe-t scarecrow fans get to the wizard in your ruby red studded loafers.
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Always enjoy reading posts like these.



It's essentially a drawn-out post about you calling me fashionable. Is this supposed to be insulting? Cuz I see it as a compliment tbh. Thanks Spazz :)

I was "expecting" better insults-- but I am beginning to realize that the rumors behind the "beef-skills" of BYU fans might have some truth to them.
 
colton said:
Heh, there have been about 3 or 4 times in the past couple of days that I've taken a deep breath and literally said to myself, "Don't turn into Conan. Don't turn into Conan."
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Yeah I am willing to bet that there have been similar thought-processes among the Yewt-fans as well-- only involving SaltyDawg instead
 
dalamon said:
Always enjoy reading posts like these.



It's essentially a drawn-out post about you calling me fashionable. Is this supposed to be insulting? Cuz I see it as a compliment tbh. Thanks Spazz :)

I was "expecting" better insults-- but I am beginning to realize that the rumors behind the "beef-skills" of BYU fans might have some truth to them.
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I know what you mean by "better"... but that's just like your opinion man.

I don't think dick jokes and dairy queen references are "better" insults... in fact I think they show a lack of creativity, and a weakness in mind.
I'm glad you enjoy my posts. You are welcome for the "compliment".
It's too bad you are too childish to get over your sex joke fetish. It would actually improve the site content if you could refrain.

*Honestly I wonder if you even get half of the transparent jokes I leave on the doorstep. I feel like I can't say anything clever, and I have to dumb it down or it's too complicated to be understood. (not just you, I feel this way toward non hipster posters too)
 
colton said:
JazzSpazz said:
As a Ute fan, I will answer the question Colton.

I would rather lose 52 out of a 12 game schedule as long as I beat the Cougars. I hate their stupid "blue zone", and cougartown, lip synch videos, and popcorn popping, and darth vader, and everything that ever has and ever will come out of provo or BYU. I hate them more than life itself and want to stomp their better than thou attitude into the ground with mine. Down with blue.... oh, and I'm okay if the U wins after that but that's optional.

Calling the remainder of Ute jazzfanz posters, please endorse my post and show that this is correct. TIA
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Finally!! Thank you!!


For what it's worth, I think the "blue zone" is extremely stupid, too.
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LOL, when I posted this I had forgotten that JazzSpazz is a Cougar rather than Ute fan. Oops. Well, I gave him pos rep anyway.
 
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