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Game Thread: Utah @ BYU, Sat. 9/21 8:15pm MT, ESPN2

Which would you choose, Colton?

A. Being a fan of a team who is taking their knocks trying to mature and compete in a difficult and highly respected conference.
B. Being a fan of a team whose administration is so arrogant that they have no conference affiliation, rendering their season meaningless the moment they have a single loss.

I choose option A a million times over.

Your options contain the "loaded question", or "have you stopped beating your wife" logical fallacy. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loaded_question. Mine do not.
 
BYU fan here. I choose "B". After four losses and enduring insufferable ute fans here on the internet for so long, I would give a full season and my right nut for a crazy ute stomp. Just answer the question. It could even be like a 60% A 40% B answer if you don't want to give it straight.
 
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So you'd rather have more overall wins than a loss to the Cougars, then fewer overall wins and a victory over the Cougars. Is that what you are saying? That sounds a lot like my choice A, does it not?

No it does not. I'm not going to get boxed into your question and only two fixed answers. Go entrap someone else.
 
You're trying to give yourself and some others ammo. If we say we'd rather beat BYU, then you'd harp on not wanting to do well the rest of the season, and call us loser fans. If we say we want a better season and to lose to BYU, you're going to make fun of us for giving a crap.

You're just looking for ammo for later. No thanks.
 
There's no argument. It's a simple enough question, for goodness sake. Would you prefer a higher ranking and a loss to BYU, or a lower ranking and a victory over BYU?
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As a Ute fan, I will answer the question Colton.

I would rather lose 52 out of a 12 game schedule as long as I beat the Cougars. I hate their stupid "blue zone", and cougartown, lip synch videos, and popcorn popping, and darth vader, and everything that ever has and ever will come out of provo or BYU. I hate them more than life itself and want to stomp their better than thou attitude into the ground with mine. Down with blue.... oh, and I'm okay if the U wins after that but that's optional.

Calling the remainder of Ute jazzfanz posters, please endorse my post and show that this is correct. TIA
 
As a Ute fan, I will answer the question Colton.

I would rather lose 52 out of a 12 game schedule as long as I beat the Cougars. I hate their stupid "blue zone", and cougartown, lip synch videos, and popcorn popping, and darth vader, and everything that ever has and ever will come out of provo or BYU. I hate them more than life itself and want to stomp their better than thou attitude into the ground with mine. Down with blue.... oh, and I'm okay if the U wins after that but that's optional.

Calling the remainder of Ute jazzfanz posters, please endorse my post and show that this is correct. TIA

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As a Ute fan, I will answer the question Colton.

I would rather lose 52 out of a 12 game schedule as long as I beat the Cougars. I hate their stupid "blue zone", and cougartown, lip synch videos, and popcorn popping, and darth vader, and everything that ever has and ever will come out of provo or BYU. I hate them more than life itself and want to stomp their better than thou attitude into the ground with mine. Down with blue.... oh, and I'm okay if the U wins after that but that's optional.

Calling the remainder of Ute jazzfanz posters, please endorse my post and show that this is correct. TIA

#pray4colton

*endorsed

#thnx4tehuglibackup
 
You know your fan base has got it rough when the most respectable BYU fan is the one who posts on Jazzfanz while on Ambien half the time.


This thread is a CONAN diatribe away from cementing itself as an all-time JF classic.
 
"Wtv Dal ur just a closet Ute fan"



Nope, calling it like I see it. Y'all are hilarious. I'd be saying the same **** if the tables were turned, and UGLI was saying that the Utes are better even though they lost about a month ago.
 
You know your fan base has got it rough when the most respectable BYU fan is the one who posts on Jazzfanz while on Ambien half the time.


This thread is a CONAN diatribe away from cementing itself as an all-time JF classic.

"Wtv Dal ur just a closet Ute fan"



Nope, calling it like I see it. Y'all are hilarious. I'd be saying the same **** if the tables were turned, and UGLI was saying that the Utes are better even though they lost about a month ago.

lolololololololololololololololol

All expected responses. mugli only knows how to type lololol, I was waiting from a rolfcopter from the 2 sizes too small skinny jean wearing albanian hipster, but I suppose a deflect and attack post is also predictable. We all know if the tables were turned you'd be bored and go back to pinterest to find something cool you can replicate from your local Bissell Centre Thrift Shoppe.

I'm glad the Ewe-ts have someone to defend their honor, but it might be more useful if you helped the ewe-t scarecrow fans get to the wizard in your ruby red studded loafers.
 
As a Ute fan, I will answer the question Colton.

I would rather lose 52 out of a 12 game schedule as long as I beat the Cougars. I hate their stupid "blue zone", and cougartown, lip synch videos, and popcorn popping, and darth vader, and everything that ever has and ever will come out of provo or BYU. I hate them more than life itself and want to stomp their better than thou attitude into the ground with mine. Down with blue.... oh, and I'm okay if the U wins after that but that's optional.

Calling the remainder of Ute jazzfanz posters, please endorse my post and show that this is correct. TIA


Finally!! Thank you!!


For what it's worth, I think the "blue zone" is extremely stupid, too.
 
This thread is a CONAN diatribe away from cementing itself as an all-time JF classic.


Heh, there have been about 3 or 4 times in the past couple of days that I've taken a deep breath and literally said to myself, "Don't turn into Conan. Don't turn into Conan."
 
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