Gordon Hayward has Something in Common with Karl Malone

[Saint Cy of JFC]

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Honz, get on this. We need Gordon Hayward's prom pics. No doubt he went to a HS prom while he was in College.

I doubt if he did, I think HS proms coincide with NCAA Tourney.

 

[Hopper]

I aint seen da Babe's pic, but I done read, 2-3 times, that she's HOT, eh!? We countin on ya, there, Honzy.

 

[Shaggy]

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???

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

I know two people who started dating when he was 27 and she was 17. She's now 18 and graduated from high school.

Why do I feel like she's probably hot as hell too?

 

[Hearsky]

This thread wasn't supposed to be taken seriously. It was a poor attempt at humor and I made it for nothing more than reaction. You people really need to grow up. Seriously, you do.

Oh, I get it, it was like every other post you have ever made.

 

[Hearsky]

https://www.myspace.com/20520485

She is actually 91 years old.

 

[Darkwing Duck]

Why do I feel like she's probably hot as hell too?

Eh, I've viewed her more a kid than anything. She's not unpleasant to look at, though.

 

[Lost_Jazz_Fan]

What a dumb article, she's not in high school, she graduated and is 18. Talk about trying to slander the new guy!

 

[TheMulletMutilator]

I thought this would be about Hayward being unable to speak English without referring to himself in the 3rd person.

 

[The Ghost of Blue Edwards]

I'm only 24 and she looks like a child to me. I can't even see her in that way. What in the world has happened to me? ahhhhh!

 

[Gameface]

I'm only 24 and she looks like a child to me. I can't even see her in that way. What in the world has happened to me? ahhhhh!

Don't worry, you'll start to find HS girls REALLY attractive again when you're in your mid-30's. Then it'll last for the rest of your life.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Don't worry, you'll start to find HS girls REALLY attractive again when you're in your mid-30's. Then it'll last for the rest of your life.

This.

 

[The-Joker]

This.

Aren't you a high school teacher???

We should really just horndog this thread up, posting multiple pictures and talking about various food items in context of her body parts. Then someone should friend her and show her... maybe we could make her make Gordon ask for a trade to get out of dodge.

Is that gordon?
Looks like she hasn't updated her myspace in a while... the bitch.

 

[Shaggy]

Don't worry, you'll start to find HS girls REALLY attractive again when you're in your mid-30's. Then it'll last for the rest of your life.

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+20 rep.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Aren't you a high school teacher???

No.

 

[VINYLONE]

Oh, I get it, it was like every other post you have ever made.

+20 reputation

 

[Duck Rodgers]

https://www.myspace.com/20520485

She is actually 91 years old.

I don't like that girl's odds once the gold diggers start getting in the mix. Poor thang.

 

[Gameface]

For starters im Kolbi, oh and a ninja=D
I have many beliefs, goals, and morals and a list of things to do before i die, which keeps getting longer. I love old movies, novels, and inspirational speeches&sayings, musicals and pictures. I also love the mountains and hope to live there some day. I have a very odd habit and its swallowing gum. I have been a cheerleader since i was in secound grade; it pretty much takes up my life. I love to run. Brooke and i are so sad track is over =( I love to travel and see new places. I truly belief a smile can make someones day. So smile. laugh. and Be happy! =D

Classic

She loves the mountains and hopes to live there someday.

Guess what kOlbi cheese =D's, you're cumin' to Utah with your millionaire BF! No, serious.