Saw this quip in Yahoo Sports MLB Power Rankings, thought it was funny enough to share.
https://sports.yahoo.com/news/mlb-power-rankings--cards-still-doing-everything-right-160007436.html
13. San Diego Padres (36-36; Previous: 19) – Indiana guy Stults admits he played many imaginary games of one-on-one in driveway against Michael Jordan. Reveals that fake Jordan tended to push off, too.
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