Happy National Pet Trauma Night!

[Rubashov]

Gabapentin “heavy” for a cat but you’ve done Valium?

Well mum and dad were told it was "cat valium", no idea what it actually was. Cat seemed to like it, he would wolf it up at dinner.

You might want to lock up your cat for a bit, or sleep under your covers.

The little **** is at present annoying me for food.

 

[Sardines]

 

[MVP]

When it happens I just review firework injured hand x-ray collection and it makes me feel better. Natural selection!

 

[MVP]

No matter how hard I tried I couldn't convince my pets that their life wasn't in immediate danger.

Gabapentin for cats, Trazodone for dogs. My dog hates fireworks ( and thunder ), runs to basement and starts shaking and freaks out. One trazodone and she sleeps it off like a baby.

 

[David Hume]

Captain ****ing Killjoy!!!!!

1. Starting fires is fun, everyone knows it.
2. Everything causes pollution! I'm pro littering too
3. Babies don't need sleep. People who have work in the morning don't care about me working at night when they mow their ****ing laws every weekend at 9am. **** them!!! PTSD comes and goes.
4. Pets just hate you
5. It always funny until someone gets hurts and then its just hilarious. Anyway how else will they learn?
6. Look its not hookers and cocaine but few things are.

Read my novel Panama Nights. It's all about hookers and cocaine.

 

[Rubashov]

Read my novel Panama Nights. It's all about hookers and cocaine.

I really just have to try to remember my life between around 2005 to 2020...